Hassan
@hassanc.bsky.social
Simplifying and over complicating Smart homes - Reducing carbon footprint using iot
#smarthome #homekit #decarbonization #cleanenergy
#smarthome #homekit #decarbonization #cleanenergy
110V folks be like, “Electricity isn’t scary.” Bro, come try 230V. One wrong move and you’re seeing your childhood flashbacks. We don’t flip breakers; we offer prayers and hope the ancestors aren’t ready for a reunion #voltage
November 19, 2024 at 9:37 PM
110V folks be like, “Electricity isn’t scary.” Bro, come try 230V. One wrong move and you’re seeing your childhood flashbacks. We don’t flip breakers; we offer prayers and hope the ancestors aren’t ready for a reunion #voltage
Asked my Google Home to play some smooth jazz, and now I'm knee-deep in a hardcore polka playlist. My living room's transformed into a dance hall for restless socks. 🤷♂️🎶 #GoogleHomeFails #SurprisePolkaNight
November 19, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Asked my Google Home to play some smooth jazz, and now I'm knee-deep in a hardcore polka playlist. My living room's transformed into a dance hall for restless socks. 🤷♂️🎶 #GoogleHomeFails #SurprisePolkaNight
#HomeKit life:
• Tried to impress my date by dimming the lights with Siri.
• Siri decides it’s the perfect moment to run a software update.
• Lights flicker like a rave party.
I’m single again, but at least my firmware is up-to-date. #AppleHomeKit #apple
• Tried to impress my date by dimming the lights with Siri.
• Siri decides it’s the perfect moment to run a software update.
• Lights flicker like a rave party.
I’m single again, but at least my firmware is up-to-date. #AppleHomeKit #apple
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
#HomeKit life:
• Tried to impress my date by dimming the lights with Siri.
• Siri decides it’s the perfect moment to run a software update.
• Lights flicker like a rave party.
I’m single again, but at least my firmware is up-to-date. #AppleHomeKit #apple
• Tried to impress my date by dimming the lights with Siri.
• Siri decides it’s the perfect moment to run a software update.
• Lights flicker like a rave party.
I’m single again, but at least my firmware is up-to-date. #AppleHomeKit #apple
When you tell HomeKit to lock your doors but instead it dims the kitchen lights, you start wondering if Siri is just improvising at this point. #SmartHomeAdventures
November 19, 2024 at 5:23 PM
When you tell HomeKit to lock your doors but instead it dims the kitchen lights, you start wondering if Siri is just improvising at this point. #SmartHomeAdventures
HomeKit always works…until you need it to show off:
1. Invite friends over.
2. Say, ‘Hey Siri, set the party scene!’
3. Siri turns off all lights, blasts calming ocean sounds.
Nice. #HomeAutomation
1. Invite friends over.
2. Say, ‘Hey Siri, set the party scene!’
3. Siri turns off all lights, blasts calming ocean sounds.
Nice. #HomeAutomation
November 19, 2024 at 5:23 PM
HomeKit always works…until you need it to show off:
1. Invite friends over.
2. Say, ‘Hey Siri, set the party scene!’
3. Siri turns off all lights, blasts calming ocean sounds.
Nice. #HomeAutomation
1. Invite friends over.
2. Say, ‘Hey Siri, set the party scene!’
3. Siri turns off all lights, blasts calming ocean sounds.
Nice. #HomeAutomation
Apple HomeKit:
• $1000 spent on smart accessories
• 3 hours spent setting them up
• 0.5 seconds it takes Siri to ignore your ‘turn on the TV’ request and set all lights to neon green.
Peak investment. #SmartHome
• $1000 spent on smart accessories
• 3 hours spent setting them up
• 0.5 seconds it takes Siri to ignore your ‘turn on the TV’ request and set all lights to neon green.
Peak investment. #SmartHome
November 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Apple HomeKit:
• $1000 spent on smart accessories
• 3 hours spent setting them up
• 0.5 seconds it takes Siri to ignore your ‘turn on the TV’ request and set all lights to neon green.
Peak investment. #SmartHome
• $1000 spent on smart accessories
• 3 hours spent setting them up
• 0.5 seconds it takes Siri to ignore your ‘turn on the TV’ request and set all lights to neon green.
Peak investment. #SmartHome
Owning Apple HomeKit is 30% automation, 70% trying to explain to guests why every room flashes pink when someone says ‘cheese.’ #HomeKitStruggles
November 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Owning Apple HomeKit is 30% automation, 70% trying to explain to guests why every room flashes pink when someone says ‘cheese.’ #HomeKitStruggles
My smart home is so intelligent it can predict my coffee preference, adjust room temperature, and automate my entire morning routine... yet somehow still can't figure out why I keep yelling 'NO SIRI' at 6 AM. Al, meet human chaos.
#SmartHomeTherapy #ai
#SmartHomeTherapy #ai
November 18, 2024 at 2:30 PM
My smart home is so intelligent it can predict my coffee preference, adjust room temperature, and automate my entire morning routine... yet somehow still can't figure out why I keep yelling 'NO SIRI' at 6 AM. Al, meet human chaos.
#SmartHomeTherapy #ai
#SmartHomeTherapy #ai
Smart homes in 2024: Where your fridge can order groceries, but can't decide between whole milk or oat milk without sending you 3 passive-aggressive
notifications.
#SmartHomeProblems
notifications.
#SmartHomeProblems
November 18, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Smart homes in 2024: Where your fridge can order groceries, but can't decide between whole milk or oat milk without sending you 3 passive-aggressive
notifications.
#SmartHomeProblems
notifications.
#SmartHomeProblems
My smart home setup: $5000 worth of gadgets that can dim lights from my phone, but still can't prevent me from stubbing my toe in the dark.
Technology, you beautiful mess.
#IoTFirstWorldProblems
Technology, you beautiful mess.
#IoTFirstWorldProblems
November 18, 2024 at 2:27 PM
My smart home setup: $5000 worth of gadgets that can dim lights from my phone, but still can't prevent me from stubbing my toe in the dark.
Technology, you beautiful mess.
#IoTFirstWorldProblems
Technology, you beautiful mess.
#IoTFirstWorldProblems
Home automation update: My voice assistant can now control 17 devices simultaneously... and still manage to misunderstand 'turn on the lights' 80% of the time. Peak tech performance!
#SmartHomeIrony
#SmartHomeIrony
November 18, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Home automation update: My voice assistant can now control 17 devices simultaneously... and still manage to misunderstand 'turn on the lights' 80% of the time. Peak tech performance!
#SmartHomeIrony
#SmartHomeIrony
“Climate warriors, here’s a hack: Smart home devices don’t just make life easier—they cut energy waste and shrink your carbon footprint. Want real change? Automate, don’t agitate. #SmartHome #SustainableLiving
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
“Climate warriors, here’s a hack: Smart home devices don’t just make life easier—they cut energy waste and shrink your carbon footprint. Want real change? Automate, don’t agitate. #SmartHome #SustainableLiving
“Want to walk the climate talk? Start at home. Smart devices cut energy waste, optimize usage, and slash your carbon footprint. Less whining, more automating. #SmartHome #ClimateAction
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 AM
“Want to walk the climate talk? Start at home. Smart devices cut energy waste, optimize usage, and slash your carbon footprint. Less whining, more automating. #SmartHome #ClimateAction
“Smart home companies pouring resources into no-neutral switches is like inventing horse saddles for electric cars. Most folks installing smart tech live in homes built in the era of ‘neutral wires for everyone!’ Maybe read the room? #SmartHome #SwitchLogic
November 18, 2024 at 4:42 AM
“Smart home companies pouring resources into no-neutral switches is like inventing horse saddles for electric cars. Most folks installing smart tech live in homes built in the era of ‘neutral wires for everyone!’ Maybe read the room? #SmartHome #SwitchLogic
“The smart home market right now is like a chaotic group project—half-baked products, confused standards, and lots of ‘updates coming soon.’ Meanwhile, everyone’s eyeing Apple, hoping they show up and just…fix it all. #SmartHome #Apple
November 18, 2024 at 3:41 AM
“The smart home market right now is like a chaotic group project—half-baked products, confused standards, and lots of ‘updates coming soon.’ Meanwhile, everyone’s eyeing Apple, hoping they show up and just…fix it all. #SmartHome #Apple
“Everyone’s hyped on Lutron’s 433 MHz ‘silent treatment,’ but let’s be real—2.4 GHz is the wild party where all the smart devices hang out. Sure, there’s noise, but at least it’s got range, speed, and some serious muscle. #SmartHome #GHzMatters”
November 18, 2024 at 3:13 AM
“Everyone’s hyped on Lutron’s 433 MHz ‘silent treatment,’ but let’s be real—2.4 GHz is the wild party where all the smart devices hang out. Sure, there’s noise, but at least it’s got range, speed, and some serious muscle. #SmartHome #GHzMatters”
“Lutron out here running on 433 MHz like it’s whispering secrets through a walkie-talkie, while everyone else’s on 2.4 GHz Wi-Fi, yelling across the room. Sometimes, old-school just works—quietly. #SmartHome #Lutron”
November 18, 2024 at 3:13 AM
“Lutron out here running on 433 MHz like it’s whispering secrets through a walkie-talkie, while everyone else’s on 2.4 GHz Wi-Fi, yelling across the room. Sometimes, old-school just works—quietly. #SmartHome #Lutron”
“Smart switches without a neutral wire are like caffeine-free coffee: technically a thing, but why? I’m not here to watch my lights glitch out like a haunted disco. Hard pass. #SmartHome #NeutralWireOrBust”
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
“Smart switches without a neutral wire are like caffeine-free coffee: technically a thing, but why? I’m not here to watch my lights glitch out like a haunted disco. Hard pass. #SmartHome #NeutralWireOrBust”
“The Chinese smart home strategy: Make it work, make it cheap, make it fast. Silicon Valley? Still debating the shade of blue for the app’s UI. Guess who’s winning while we’re stuck toggling themes? #SmartHome #Priorities”
November 18, 2024 at 3:02 AM
“The Chinese smart home strategy: Make it work, make it cheap, make it fast. Silicon Valley? Still debating the shade of blue for the app’s UI. Guess who’s winning while we’re stuck toggling themes? #SmartHome #Priorities”
“Silicon Valley’s got this obsession with turning light switches into philosophical debates, while China just cranks out Matter-compatible stuff like it’s making dumplings. Complexity’s cute till you’re stuck in firmware purgatory. #SmartHome #Matter”
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@parismarx.bsky.social @sarahfrier.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 6:12 PM
“Silicon Valley’s got this obsession with turning light switches into philosophical debates, while China just cranks out Matter-compatible stuff like it’s making dumplings. Complexity’s cute till you’re stuck in firmware purgatory. #SmartHome #Matter”
@parismarx.bsky.social @sarahfrier.bsky.social
@parismarx.bsky.social @sarahfrier.bsky.social
“Google’s smart home strategy feels like a ‘maybe I’ll call’ text after a first date. It’s there, it looks good, but deep down, you know they’ve ghosted commitment. Meanwhile, Nest devices are like abandoned stepkids hoping for attention. #SmartHome #Google”
November 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
“Google’s smart home strategy feels like a ‘maybe I’ll call’ text after a first date. It’s there, it looks good, but deep down, you know they’ve ghosted commitment. Meanwhile, Nest devices are like abandoned stepkids hoping for attention. #SmartHome #Google”
“Alexa’s got the chatterbox energy of a nosy neighbor who knows too much, while Apple HomeKit is that snobby minimalist friend who barely talks—but when it does, it’s flawless. Choose your chaos. #SmartHome #AlexaVsHomeKit”
November 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
“Alexa’s got the chatterbox energy of a nosy neighbor who knows too much, while Apple HomeKit is that snobby minimalist friend who barely talks—but when it does, it’s flawless. Choose your chaos. #SmartHome #AlexaVsHomeKit”
“I’ve wired up enough smart switches to light up a small city, and here’s the spark: Once they’re tucked into the Apple HomeKit ecosystem, that $15 ‘Made-in-China’ switch and the bougie, overpriced American one are like twins separated by marketing budgets. Save your dollars. #SmartHome #HomeKit”
November 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
“I’ve wired up enough smart switches to light up a small city, and here’s the spark: Once they’re tucked into the Apple HomeKit ecosystem, that $15 ‘Made-in-China’ switch and the bougie, overpriced American one are like twins separated by marketing budgets. Save your dollars. #SmartHome #HomeKit”
“Ah, Tuya Smart—once valued at $14 billion. Just a reminder that in the tech world, a ‘smart’ home can sometimes be worth more than a mansion. If this is what the industry calls ‘innovation,’ I’m ready to sell my old toaster as a blockchain-powered device.”
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 AM
“Ah, Tuya Smart—once valued at $14 billion. Just a reminder that in the tech world, a ‘smart’ home can sometimes be worth more than a mansion. If this is what the industry calls ‘innovation,’ I’m ready to sell my old toaster as a blockchain-powered device.”
“Apple’s HomeKit is leagues ahead of Google Home—privacy-centric, seamless automations, and unmatched integration with devices. While Google is catching up, HomeKit’s depth and security are what smart homes should aspire to.”
November 17, 2024 at 1:31 AM
“Apple’s HomeKit is leagues ahead of Google Home—privacy-centric, seamless automations, and unmatched integration with devices. While Google is catching up, HomeKit’s depth and security are what smart homes should aspire to.”