Dr. PC: “Relax… I’ll keep you alive until 2027.”
Series X: *mumbling* “…but will I still be a console by then?”
I’ve been seeing this shit non-stop for over three years.
It was never even funny to begin with. I was just trying to make an innocent food tweet, and y’all had to make it fucking weird.
Let this stupid fucking “Five hot dogs for dinner tonight!” shit finally die istg.
Don’t be shocked when you treat someone like absolute shit and they give it back to you.
Don’t be shocked when you treat someone like absolute shit and they give it back to you.
Panel 1 & 2 – Continued Healing Session
Dreamcast (smiling warmly): “Welcome! Take a seat and share if you feel ready.”
Panel 1 & 2 – Continued Healing Session
Dreamcast (smiling warmly): “Welcome! Take a seat and share if you feel ready.”
Panel 1 – Xbox Opens Up
Narration box: "Rehab is hard… but at least we’re not alone."
Xbox Series X (in bathrobe, sipping tea): “Rehab is hard, but I’m glad we’re in this together.”
Panel 1 – Xbox Opens Up
Narration box: "Rehab is hard… but at least we’re not alone."
Xbox Series X (in bathrobe, sipping tea): “Rehab is hard, but I’m glad we’re in this together.”
Panel 1 (Sick & Crying):
Narration: “It started with a fever no patch could fix…”
Series X: “System update… hurts…”
Series S: “Why… so many… Game Pass titles…?”
Panel 1 (Sick & Crying):
Narration: “It started with a fever no patch could fix…”
Series X: “System update… hurts…”
Series S: “Why… so many… Game Pass titles…?”
Dr. PC: “Relax… I’ll keep you alive until 2027.”
Series X: *mumbling* “…but will I still be a console by then?”
Dr. PC: “Relax… I’ll keep you alive until 2027.”
Series X: *mumbling* “…but will I still be a console by then?”
Phil Spencer an' Sarah Bond might wanna follow a playbook below that Copilot generated from my ideas.
Phil Spencer an' Sarah Bond might wanna follow a playbook below that Copilot generated from my ideas.
Doesnt help that the parody accounts copy the bio without edits made.
Secondly, I’m 24. It is literally impossible to be a grandfather when you’re at that age.
Thirdly, I don’t even want kids of my own, so the chances of me having grandkids are at 0%.
Doesnt help that the parody accounts copy the bio without edits made.
This is NOT the real me on Twitter. This imposter has succeeded in manipulating the masses into thinking otherwise.
PLEASE stop giving the imposters attention.
This is NOT the real me on Twitter. This imposter has succeeded in manipulating the masses into thinking otherwise.
PLEASE stop giving the imposters attention.
IT'S 2 SAD 2 READ 'N' WATCH😞
IT'S 2 SAD 2 READ 'N' WATCH😞
I did agree with EB that even if the pet or baby doesn’t die, it’s still incredibly fucked up to leave it in a hot car.
Stop spreading lies ffs.
I did agree with EB that even if the pet or baby doesn’t die, it’s still incredibly fucked up to leave it in a hot car.
Stop spreading lies ffs.
Any tips??😦
Any tips??😦