Hatchetstein
@hatchetstein.bsky.social
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29|California|SFW
⚠️AIs, Bots, & Minors DNI⚠️
https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B0D2G5TG5Z
https://x.com/JCShockency
A can of coke with a taste of cookies?
Now there's an idea. 😋🥤🍪
Now there's an idea. 😋🥤🍪
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A can of coke with a taste of cookies?
Now there's an idea. 😋🥤🍪
Now there's an idea. 😋🥤🍪
Admit it! You’d done it, too! You all did that to a dog before! 😈🎾
Even I did! Well, somewhere in my past, one or two dogs didn’t fall for it. 😅
Even I did! Well, somewhere in my past, one or two dogs didn’t fall for it. 😅
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Admit it! You’d done it, too! You all did that to a dog before! 😈🎾
Even I did! Well, somewhere in my past, one or two dogs didn’t fall for it. 😅
Even I did! Well, somewhere in my past, one or two dogs didn’t fall for it. 😅
She.... she loves him? 💘❓
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
She.... she loves him? 💘❓
A follow-up to “A Few Squeaks Loose”. This is Part 2.
While the antidote for the trans-mouse-ification is underway, Hippolyte was able to find clothes for the trio to wear.
Can you blame him though?
While the antidote for the trans-mouse-ification is underway, Hippolyte was able to find clothes for the trio to wear.
Can you blame him though?
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A follow-up to “A Few Squeaks Loose”. This is Part 2.
While the antidote for the trans-mouse-ification is underway, Hippolyte was able to find clothes for the trio to wear.
Can you blame him though?
While the antidote for the trans-mouse-ification is underway, Hippolyte was able to find clothes for the trio to wear.
Can you blame him though?
Ready for a field trip?
It's going to be a LONG one!
😏🚗
It's going to be a LONG one!
😏🚗
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ready for a field trip?
It's going to be a LONG one!
😏🚗
It's going to be a LONG one!
😏🚗
They look handsome/beautiful in you style, NGL. 🦊💖🐰
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
They look handsome/beautiful in you style, NGL. 🦊💖🐰
Waiting for the holiday ball to drop? 🥎
No!
Waiting for the holiday balloon to go up, up... and away! 🎈
No!
Waiting for the holiday balloon to go up, up... and away! 🎈
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Waiting for the holiday ball to drop? 🥎
No!
Waiting for the holiday balloon to go up, up... and away! 🎈
No!
Waiting for the holiday balloon to go up, up... and away! 🎈
What kind of chair is that? That looks a lot like a highchair for babies.
Granted, he's way over the chair's capacity on both weight and size the way he's eating. XD
Granted, he's way over the chair's capacity on both weight and size the way he's eating. XD
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
What kind of chair is that? That looks a lot like a highchair for babies.
Granted, he's way over the chair's capacity on both weight and size the way he's eating. XD
Granted, he's way over the chair's capacity on both weight and size the way he's eating. XD
Couldn't he at least convince the two pups that Gary doesn't bite? 🦷
Maybe then, they would loosen up.
Maybe then, they would loosen up.
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Couldn't he at least convince the two pups that Gary doesn't bite? 🦷
Maybe then, they would loosen up.
Maybe then, they would loosen up.
By the time Kayla and Vanexa are through with him, Jack won't be coming home for... uh, I mean, from Thanksgiving dinner tonight!
He'll be tared and feathered and even placed inside the oven like a [b][i]turkey[/i][/b] he is! 🍗
He'll be tared and feathered and even placed inside the oven like a [b][i]turkey[/i][/b] he is! 🍗
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
By the time Kayla and Vanexa are through with him, Jack won't be coming home for... uh, I mean, from Thanksgiving dinner tonight!
He'll be tared and feathered and even placed inside the oven like a [b][i]turkey[/i][/b] he is! 🍗
He'll be tared and feathered and even placed inside the oven like a [b][i]turkey[/i][/b] he is! 🍗
Why is Scotty mad at Elenor? He's not happy with what he has on his plate?
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Why is Scotty mad at Elenor? He's not happy with what he has on his plate?
And pray your Thursday turns out to be the best one this week!
I'm so grateful that I could not only be your friend, but also had you as both my friend and... a living inspiration.
God bless you, Brandy.
Or how you do say, "Dieu vous bénisse".
😊🎩💚
I'm so grateful that I could not only be your friend, but also had you as both my friend and... a living inspiration.
God bless you, Brandy.
Or how you do say, "Dieu vous bénisse".
😊🎩💚
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
And pray your Thursday turns out to be the best one this week!
I'm so grateful that I could not only be your friend, but also had you as both my friend and... a living inspiration.
God bless you, Brandy.
Or how you do say, "Dieu vous bénisse".
😊🎩💚
I'm so grateful that I could not only be your friend, but also had you as both my friend and... a living inspiration.
God bless you, Brandy.
Or how you do say, "Dieu vous bénisse".
😊🎩💚
As if this couldn't get any more stereotypically Australian. 🪃
Still, the way you drew Bandit like this animal is, how do you say, a ripper of a pic! 😁
Still, the way you drew Bandit like this animal is, how do you say, a ripper of a pic! 😁
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
As if this couldn't get any more stereotypically Australian. 🪃
Still, the way you drew Bandit like this animal is, how do you say, a ripper of a pic! 😁
Still, the way you drew Bandit like this animal is, how do you say, a ripper of a pic! 😁
Wait a minute!
If you had a guy dressing up as sushi and he eats sushi...
Would that make it a Sushi Nigiri²?
Kinda like a taco inside a taco? 🤔
If you had a guy dressing up as sushi and he eats sushi...
Would that make it a Sushi Nigiri²?
Kinda like a taco inside a taco? 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Wait a minute!
If you had a guy dressing up as sushi and he eats sushi...
Would that make it a Sushi Nigiri²?
Kinda like a taco inside a taco? 🤔
If you had a guy dressing up as sushi and he eats sushi...
Would that make it a Sushi Nigiri²?
Kinda like a taco inside a taco? 🤔
As they say, "The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree." 🍎
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
As they say, "The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree." 🍎
Wait... are you saying DIG-DUG was the reason those fanboys are obsessed with inflating poor & attractive women out there? 😮
If that were the case, this would make one hell of an origin story. 🤔
Yet this isn't one of those origin stories you'd seen in Marvel or DC. 🤷
If that were the case, this would make one hell of an origin story. 🤔
Yet this isn't one of those origin stories you'd seen in Marvel or DC. 🤷
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Wait... are you saying DIG-DUG was the reason those fanboys are obsessed with inflating poor & attractive women out there? 😮
If that were the case, this would make one hell of an origin story. 🤔
Yet this isn't one of those origin stories you'd seen in Marvel or DC. 🤷
If that were the case, this would make one hell of an origin story. 🤔
Yet this isn't one of those origin stories you'd seen in Marvel or DC. 🤷
Golly....even you did justice to everyone's favorite mouse from Disney Afternoon. 🐭🧡💜
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Golly....even you did justice to everyone's favorite mouse from Disney Afternoon. 🐭🧡💜
Wave the SWALLOW?
That poor bird...
More like Wave the SHOVE-IT-ALL-IN!
That poor bird...
More like Wave the SHOVE-IT-ALL-IN!
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Wave the SWALLOW?
That poor bird...
More like Wave the SHOVE-IT-ALL-IN!
That poor bird...
More like Wave the SHOVE-IT-ALL-IN!
Look at her! So BIG and PROUD at the same time. Wonder how Daxter would react when he sees his girlfriend like that. 😏
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Look at her! So BIG and PROUD at the same time. Wonder how Daxter would react when he sees his girlfriend like that. 😏
53 days since the last time I drew Georgette & now, she's back!
Instead of a heist, how about some heart?
Having a small rat for a partner proves to be fatal when you suffer from cute aggression.
Look at him! Sleeping like a baby!
Very rat-WHOLESOME, isn’t it?
Instead of a heist, how about some heart?
Having a small rat for a partner proves to be fatal when you suffer from cute aggression.
Look at him! Sleeping like a baby!
Very rat-WHOLESOME, isn’t it?
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
53 days since the last time I drew Georgette & now, she's back!
Instead of a heist, how about some heart?
Having a small rat for a partner proves to be fatal when you suffer from cute aggression.
Look at him! Sleeping like a baby!
Very rat-WHOLESOME, isn’t it?
Instead of a heist, how about some heart?
Having a small rat for a partner proves to be fatal when you suffer from cute aggression.
Look at him! Sleeping like a baby!
Very rat-WHOLESOME, isn’t it?
Literally a decade ago? Sheesh! You certainly had progressed immensely! 🤩
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Literally a decade ago? Sheesh! You certainly had progressed immensely! 🤩
Give you a hefty tip and she could have ALL the pizza she could stomach! 🍕
She deserves a good pay! 😁💰
She deserves a good pay! 😁💰
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Give you a hefty tip and she could have ALL the pizza she could stomach! 🍕
She deserves a good pay! 😁💰
She deserves a good pay! 😁💰