@hate2badgeryou.bsky.social
Now with 25% more badgering! Lover of snark, silliness, absurdity. (He/Him/His/'That Idiot'). BLM, Abolish ICE. If you do not accept trans people, move along—do not sully my profile. No DMs. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
It wouldn't be your typical roll in the hay...
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It wouldn't be your typical roll in the hay...
Me when Katy Tur is on: "More like MS. WOW, AMIRITE?"
Better-half: <punching me in the face>: "How about NOW?"
Better-half: <punching me in the face>: "How about NOW?"
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me when Katy Tur is on: "More like MS. WOW, AMIRITE?"
Better-half: <punching me in the face>: "How about NOW?"
Better-half: <punching me in the face>: "How about NOW?"
It looks like Maria Baritoromo can barely the contain all the crazy she's exposed to.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It looks like Maria Baritoromo can barely the contain all the crazy she's exposed to.
There's an opportunity for dems with MTG getting a pension by retiring 2 days after eligibility. Americans hate a Congress they see as self-dealing—and they are not wrong. Dems can run on a reform platform—ban stock trades, reform Congressional pensions, no pay during shutdowns.
#ReformCongress
#ReformCongress
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There's an opportunity for dems with MTG getting a pension by retiring 2 days after eligibility. Americans hate a Congress they see as self-dealing—and they are not wrong. Dems can run on a reform platform—ban stock trades, reform Congressional pensions, no pay during shutdowns.
#ReformCongress
#ReformCongress
Ripping a bear off? Pretty sure that was a plot line from WWF.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ripping a bear off? Pretty sure that was a plot line from WWF.
trump developing a man-crush on a democratic-socialist mayor and MTG resigning are two things I didn't not have on this year's bingo card.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
trump developing a man-crush on a democratic-socialist mayor and MTG resigning are two things I didn't not have on this year's bingo card.
The food pantry I volunteer with has been getting a flood of donations. Some more random than others. This one looks like something from a D.A.R.E. video:
"Todd, your mom and I found this under your bed. Do you want to talk about it?"
"Todd, your mom and I found this under your bed. Do you want to talk about it?"
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The food pantry I volunteer with has been getting a flood of donations. Some more random than others. This one looks like something from a D.A.R.E. video:
"Todd, your mom and I found this under your bed. Do you want to talk about it?"
"Todd, your mom and I found this under your bed. Do you want to talk about it?"
Yeah, Josh doesn't exactly have the best track record—except for that one time...
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yeah, Josh doesn't exactly have the best track record—except for that one time...
Just drove by these great SB workers representing in Des Plaines, IL!
#DesPlaines
#ToBeAPartner
#NoContractNoCoffee
#DesPlaines
#ToBeAPartner
#NoContractNoCoffee
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just drove by these great SB workers representing in Des Plaines, IL!
#DesPlaines
#ToBeAPartner
#NoContractNoCoffee
#DesPlaines
#ToBeAPartner
#NoContractNoCoffee
I'll take "King Herod" for $200, Alex.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'll take "King Herod" for $200, Alex.
This 'president':
- Just called a woman reporter, "Piggy"
- Helped a sex-trafficker (Andrew Tate)
- Gave favorable treatment to an imprisoned sex-trafficker (Maxwell)
- Is hiding connections to a sex-trafficker (Epstein)
EXACTLY WHY THE FUCK ARE WE PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT?!
#ImpeachTrumpNow
- Just called a woman reporter, "Piggy"
- Helped a sex-trafficker (Andrew Tate)
- Gave favorable treatment to an imprisoned sex-trafficker (Maxwell)
- Is hiding connections to a sex-trafficker (Epstein)
EXACTLY WHY THE FUCK ARE WE PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT?!
#ImpeachTrumpNow
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This 'president':
- Just called a woman reporter, "Piggy"
- Helped a sex-trafficker (Andrew Tate)
- Gave favorable treatment to an imprisoned sex-trafficker (Maxwell)
- Is hiding connections to a sex-trafficker (Epstein)
EXACTLY WHY THE FUCK ARE WE PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT?!
#ImpeachTrumpNow
- Just called a woman reporter, "Piggy"
- Helped a sex-trafficker (Andrew Tate)
- Gave favorable treatment to an imprisoned sex-trafficker (Maxwell)
- Is hiding connections to a sex-trafficker (Epstein)
EXACTLY WHY THE FUCK ARE WE PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT?!
#ImpeachTrumpNow
In polite terms, when you have access to the most sophisticated, powerful intelligence agencies in the history of the planet and you fall for such obvious bullshit, you're a fucking moron.
The source for his post: Satirical site The Dunning-Kruger Times:
www.rawstory.com/jake-tapper-...
The source for his post: Satirical site The Dunning-Kruger Times:
www.rawstory.com/jake-tapper-...
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In polite terms, when you have access to the most sophisticated, powerful intelligence agencies in the history of the planet and you fall for such obvious bullshit, you're a fucking moron.
The source for his post: Satirical site The Dunning-Kruger Times:
www.rawstory.com/jake-tapper-...
The source for his post: Satirical site The Dunning-Kruger Times:
www.rawstory.com/jake-tapper-...
New White House spokesperson begs to differ.
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
New White House spokesperson begs to differ.
A more accurate depiction of how trump likes his steaks...
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A more accurate depiction of how trump likes his steaks...
Let's say you buy a $500K home. You put down 15% (85K) as a down-payment. Look at the chart to below to see what a small percentage of your payments have been applied to the principal after 20 years. It's microscopic. The first 10 years of a mortgage or consumed with just paying interest.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Let's say you buy a $500K home. You put down 15% (85K) as a down-payment. Look at the chart to below to see what a small percentage of your payments have been applied to the principal after 20 years. It's microscopic. The first 10 years of a mortgage or consumed with just paying interest.
The worst is when you eat a can of Campbell's condensed soup and look at the sodium and and think, 'OK, it's got 33% of my daily sodium...' and after you finish the can of soup realize there are 2.5 servings per cup and you've just had 80% of your daily allowance.
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The worst is when you eat a can of Campbell's condensed soup and look at the sodium and and think, 'OK, it's got 33% of my daily sodium...' and after you finish the can of soup realize there are 2.5 servings per cup and you've just had 80% of your daily allowance.
Religious leaders? Good luck with that. @evanhurst.substack.com has put together a list of religious offenders on their substack. This list is *only* from 2025.
Full article here: evanhurst.substack.com/p/if-maga-is...
Seriously, fuck these people.
#POTUSPedophile
Full article here: evanhurst.substack.com/p/if-maga-is...
Seriously, fuck these people.
#POTUSPedophile
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Religious leaders? Good luck with that. @evanhurst.substack.com has put together a list of religious offenders on their substack. This list is *only* from 2025.
Full article here: evanhurst.substack.com/p/if-maga-is...
Seriously, fuck these people.
#POTUSPedophile
Full article here: evanhurst.substack.com/p/if-maga-is...
Seriously, fuck these people.
#POTUSPedophile
Your first music purchase tops mine:
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Your first music purchase tops mine:
You could have knocked over Kash Patel with a feather!
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You could have knocked over Kash Patel with a feather!
Who said it, the GOP or Scrooge?
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Who said it, the GOP or Scrooge?
I'm surprised trump doesn't try to classy up the joint by pasting one-dollar bills he collected from a DC strip club to the walls as wallpaper.
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'm surprised trump doesn't try to classy up the joint by pasting one-dollar bills he collected from a DC strip club to the walls as wallpaper.
