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@haterdevil.bsky.social
amateur human being, professional hater
(jame alt)
(jame alt)
just took a massive shit thank god i can look hot on the beach tomorrow 😎
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
just took a massive shit thank god i can look hot on the beach tomorrow 😎
thinking abt this year and besides america being a horrifying place to live nothing bad really happened personally, my mental health was just bad for most of the year… and like yeah that legitimately sucks but it doesn’t give me optimism that this year will be better 🫥
2026 has gotta be better than 2025 right…. this year has been such shit
December 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
thinking abt this year and besides america being a horrifying place to live nothing bad really happened personally, my mental health was just bad for most of the year… and like yeah that legitimately sucks but it doesn’t give me optimism that this year will be better 🫥
2026 has gotta be better than 2025 right…. this year has been such shit
December 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
2026 has gotta be better than 2025 right…. this year has been such shit
the fact that i’m seeing 2025 consumerism bingo going around makes me want to throw my phone into the ocean and leave society. you guys have got to stop falling for and participating in this type of capitalist bullshit
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
the fact that i’m seeing 2025 consumerism bingo going around makes me want to throw my phone into the ocean and leave society. you guys have got to stop falling for and participating in this type of capitalist bullshit
i could cry i’m so happy to be somewhere warm
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i could cry i’m so happy to be somewhere warm
i read this app wrong and was stressed out cuz i thought i had to transfer to a different terminal during a short layover but i am actually getting back on the exact same plane at the exact same gate to my final destination 😭
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i read this app wrong and was stressed out cuz i thought i had to transfer to a different terminal during a short layover but i am actually getting back on the exact same plane at the exact same gate to my final destination 😭
the man next to me on this plane is sick istg if I get sick again when I was already sick less than 2 weeks ago I’m gonna lose it
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the man next to me on this plane is sick istg if I get sick again when I was already sick less than 2 weeks ago I’m gonna lose it
jetblue widget counting down by the second until my flight starts boarding is giving me anxiety even though i’m on time
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
jetblue widget counting down by the second until my flight starts boarding is giving me anxiety even though i’m on time
now when you call a lyft it’s like “this price was set by an algorithm” ok thank u for letting me know you’re using my personal data to fuck me over by charging an absurd amount
December 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
now when you call a lyft it’s like “this price was set by an algorithm” ok thank u for letting me know you’re using my personal data to fuck me over by charging an absurd amount
i’m going to kill aaron rodgers and then myself
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i’m going to kill aaron rodgers and then myself
brain sad… why brain you are going somewhere warm and sunny in 2 days
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
brain sad… why brain you are going somewhere warm and sunny in 2 days
whenever i’m in smaller cities or really anywhere less population dense than nyc i’m like whys it so empty. where are all the people.
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
whenever i’m in smaller cities or really anywhere less population dense than nyc i’m like whys it so empty. where are all the people.
my parents’ house is old and the doors don’t always close super securely and my dog just managed to push the bathroom door open while I was pooping 😭
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
my parents’ house is old and the doors don’t always close super securely and my dog just managed to push the bathroom door open while I was pooping 😭
i don’t really get people who use the pronoun labeler but then only put “look at bio” that sort of defeats the purpose?
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i don’t really get people who use the pronoun labeler but then only put “look at bio” that sort of defeats the purpose?
idk why people are suddenly saying twitter isn’t safe for artists now when they stopped allowing you to opt out of your posts being used to train grok over a year ago
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
idk why people are suddenly saying twitter isn’t safe for artists now when they stopped allowing you to opt out of your posts being used to train grok over a year ago
pennsylvania sign saying “pursue your happiness” yea i pursued it by leaving the state
December 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
pennsylvania sign saying “pursue your happiness” yea i pursued it by leaving the state
i am so sorry to my neighbors for how much i screamed at football in the past half hour
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i am so sorry to my neighbors for how much i screamed at football in the past half hour
hate how every time i have free time lately my brain’s just like yeah no. you are not going to enjoy your hobbies
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
hate how every time i have free time lately my brain’s just like yeah no. you are not going to enjoy your hobbies
she answered me but said “make an appointment to discuss the results”
which won’t be for another 2.5 weeks 🥲
which won’t be for another 2.5 weeks 🥲
trying and failing to be normal about getting test results that could indicate serious health issues while my doctor is ooo until next week
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
she answered me but said “make an appointment to discuss the results”
which won’t be for another 2.5 weeks 🥲
which won’t be for another 2.5 weeks 🥲
trying and failing to be normal about getting test results that could indicate serious health issues while my doctor is ooo until next week
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
trying and failing to be normal about getting test results that could indicate serious health issues while my doctor is ooo until next week
i thought this was funny but yall didn’t appreciate it… upscrolled liked it
reject modernity (6 7)
embrace tradition (69)
embrace tradition (69)
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i thought this was funny but yall didn’t appreciate it… upscrolled liked it
newest update in my saga of ongoing appetite issues: my body has decided it can no longer tell the difference between hunger and nausea
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
newest update in my saga of ongoing appetite issues: my body has decided it can no longer tell the difference between hunger and nausea
feel like i’m getting sick please noooo
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
feel like i’m getting sick please noooo
oh my god i’ve spent more than $1k at sephora this year holy fuck i hate that
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
oh my god i’ve spent more than $1k at sephora this year holy fuck i hate that
why does my stomach feel like it’s twitching can I just feel normal for one whole day
December 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
why does my stomach feel like it’s twitching can I just feel normal for one whole day