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Hatin’ Ass Brian
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · Aug 13
My platform:

• Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest
• Nationalizing the power companies
• Bao buns (pork)
• Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules
• Rights
• Capybaras
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Aug 12
i don't want jon stewart to run for president. not because i particularly like or dislike him or think he'd do a good or bad job- rather because i believe it is vital to the national interest that we hand executive power directly from a boomer to a millennial
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · Apr 30
"man I can't believe Belichick is doing this, completely insane"

meanwhile Belichick:
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1d
Detroit Lions Head Coach Matt Patricia
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 2d
I thought it would be something like that. He’s not that kind of player.
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 2d
Good morning, Peter!
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 3d
it’s time
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 3d
been like six years since I’ve had post primetime game adrenaline insomnia
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 3d
my QB sounds like he just won The Brickyard 400, I’m so blessed man
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 3d
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 3d
their OC search
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 3d
kid’s deeeeealing
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 3d
Stefon Diggs hoopin
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 3d
I believe the plural is meech
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 3d
goddamnit
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 4d
very nasty
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 6d
total abdication of responsibility
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 6d
Get his ass, @dieworkwear.bsky.social
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 6d
just enjoying being a Normal Shaped Person
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 7d
Mac Jones
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 7d
I just asked my Media Intern this, and her response was to put my phone in her mouth and throw it on the floor
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 7d
😮‍💨
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