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Aric and The Man Who Shot Cane Skeeteburg
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Let's fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My longest yeah boy ever The yeah boy is two minutes and eight seconds long
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Me after my 10th benadryl: "the hat man ain't shit"
The hat man:
John Petrucci playing guitar in the foreground while the hat man, eyes ablaze with fury over the slander I have perpetrated lurks in the background. Silent. Observing. Waiting.
October 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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"we're watching Twin Peaks. You'll live as long as you don't ask what's going on"
The killer
October 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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RTing with a screenshot just to say that Megan is exactly correct. To everyone that pulls a "if I was on those planes, or wouldn't have gone down like that" about Nazi Germany, this is your time to actually do something. Get involved, organize, make calls, check in with people, be an accomplice.
"I don't understand how Germany happened" You are literally witnessing it happen in real time and are still getting mad at those that told you it was coming and are demanding the opposition be actual opposition. Don't know what to tell you. Btw it's not too late to change that. Just like I need to make changes and respond differently in some respects as well It's just rapidly approaching too late
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Cinematic masterwork Hot Rod and its criminal critic score on rotten tomatoes, 39%
September 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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This is my first immaculate guys grid
Some guys I remember in a 3x3 grid John Maine David Robertson Endy Chavez John Buck RA Dickey Jason Isringhausen Pedro Feliciano Angel Pagan Fernando Tatis Sr
September 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Image of Mr Burns from the Simpsons Text: that's preposterous. Tex for Texas here is as Texan as Sam Houston
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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A felt for it again award in the shape of the ark of the covenant
August 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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My reaction to this news
Blind side Sonny staring out from the dark. Claudio Sanchez plays guitar in the foreground
August 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Look at this leggy bird
A spurwinged lapwing standing on a light gray rock. Its head is black and white and its body is predominantly brownish-graybwith black tail feathers. It's legs and thin and black, ending in feet with two thin toes.
August 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Absolutely dead, incredible work
A caricature of Bubba the Love Sponge, famous cuck, wearing a shirt that says Spouse-Sharing Love Sponges. He's crying through his sunglasses while flashing a thumbs up. The sleeves of his shirt ripped off, an act of defiance against the sleeved.
July 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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@celebrityhottub.bsky.social They're calling it the greatest achievement in cinema since Mortdecai.
Ryan Nanni @celebritthortub.bsky.social Moviegoers can't stop talking about Argylle
July 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Shinji Ikari bent over in a blue folding chair on a purple blob. He is wearing a white shirt, white shoes, and blue pants. All he needed to was pilot the Eva
July 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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We have a three legged orange dingus that also has a sweet face. Here he is contemplating the yard
An orange striped three legged cat is sitting on a gray couch
July 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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🎵with arms wide open🎵
A bucc-ees slap bracelet wide open
July 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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When your life is suffering, this is the easiest way to communicate it in shorthand without killing Uncle Ben again
Spider-Man attending a Mets game on his day off. He is wearing a blue Mets cap, his red and blue Spidey costume, and he is holding an orange pennant that says Mets on it. He is exclaiming "Let's go Mets," blissfully unaware of the fate that awaits all Mets fans: idolatry of The Grimace and a broken heart.
July 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The only reason I screenshotted an opinion I agree with is because I also want to point out that I legitimately thought he was dead until I saw he was running for mayor again. He's such an obvious racist dingus that the only way he could win a nomination is because he was unopposed. Fuck him.
The thing I don't like about Curtis Sliwa is that he's a racist huckster and not a sensible adult
June 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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A scene from the simpsons JD, BLUESKY IS A FAMILY PLATFORM HAPPY FAMILIES. MAYBE LOSERS POST WE DON'T KNOW. FRANKLY WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
June 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Found a new type of guy
A list from some dude (cheatingfraugers.bsky.social) complaining about Chris Sale, Chris Bassitt, Kris Bryant, Will Clark, Evan Gattis, Lucas Giolito, Josh Reddick, Steven Souza, Jr, and Joey Votto being mad about the Astros cheating. Everything is bigger in Texas, even the victim syndrome these losers feel for winning a championship and not being meaningfully punished. Our boy Cheating Fraugers saying Clayton Kershaw is a fraud because he has had bad post seasons. He makes a very wild attempt at an acronym for him. This guy is mentally unwell. Struggles Lackluster Outings Tenuous (for some reason) High Post Season ERA
June 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Anti racist icon Cookie O'Puss
A carvel ice cream cake adorned in green frosting. His nose is an ice cream cone and his features are low level Picasso cubism. A masterpiece
June 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Oh you may not know Grant's feelings about Millar.
"He still lives in Glasgow, is there a chance of bumping into him?" "There's a very good chance of running into him, I hope I'm going 100 miles an hour when it happens."
June 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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This is how your email finds me
A white pigeon asleep on dirt
May 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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"Why am I here? What does any of this mean?"
An orange cat with three legs and stripes sits on a grey couch in front of grey curtains while staring outdoors wistfully, perhaps longing for the days of hunting deep within his genetic memories.
April 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Do it for all the sad little guys out there, only hanging on to get their first taste of the flannel life
Steve Smith plotting his first trip to Eddie Bauer
April 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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This is the same man before and after being told of the existence of flannel
Sad juiceless man, wearing a dress shirt instead of flannel, dark rimmed glasses frame his four visage A man giving a thumbs up to gross gas, dressed in New Jersey formal. He is a man with a separate flannel thermador to keep them at optimal fluff. He is full of juice and is wearing dark rimmed glasses.
April 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM