Hal Milton
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December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The only reasons left to be on Twitter tend to line up with some pretty crummy human qualities.
March 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The only reasons left to be on Twitter tend to line up with some pretty crummy human qualities.
I was suspicious when they brought Armando Ianucci on board to write this season, but boy howdy is it a humdinger.
March 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I was suspicious when they brought Armando Ianucci on board to write this season, but boy howdy is it a humdinger.
Maybe be more kind? You have no idea how hard it is to not spell Catherine O'Hara as "Martin Short".
February 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Maybe be more kind? You have no idea how hard it is to not spell Catherine O'Hara as "Martin Short".