Daz
@hatpromise.bsky.social
With it backlit like this, I might be tempted to dismiss it as Big Goose propaganda if I were driving and didn't have time to adjust my vision to read the other signs.
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
With it backlit like this, I might be tempted to dismiss it as Big Goose propaganda if I were driving and didn't have time to adjust my vision to read the other signs.
*They* won't care, but *some* Catholic voters (probably?) will.
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
*They* won't care, but *some* Catholic voters (probably?) will.
Don't conjure the MRAs!
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Don't conjure the MRAs!
I dunno, I think he'd prefer not to.
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I dunno, I think he'd prefer not to.
Not that it makes the explanation any less bullshit, but that is generally where the other person's thumb goes. I guess he's been shaking hands with lots of people who have raptor talons for thumbs.
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Not that it makes the explanation any less bullshit, but that is generally where the other person's thumb goes. I guess he's been shaking hands with lots of people who have raptor talons for thumbs.
What's really surprising to me is that they didn't just have some made-up numbers ready to go.
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What's really surprising to me is that they didn't just have some made-up numbers ready to go.
$100 to the first reporter who asks him to explain the difference between a hellhole and a shithole.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
$100 to the first reporter who asks him to explain the difference between a hellhole and a shithole.
They're few and far between, but I do have some good ones
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They're few and far between, but I do have some good ones
Whoa whoa whoa. You're upsetting the delicate doll-to-pencil balance. Things were stable when it was 37 dolls to 37 pencils, but if it's gonna be 1 or 2 pencils to 2 or 3 dolls, dolls clearly have the advantage. Pencils will need a bailout by April, mark my words.
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Whoa whoa whoa. You're upsetting the delicate doll-to-pencil balance. Things were stable when it was 37 dolls to 37 pencils, but if it's gonna be 1 or 2 pencils to 2 or 3 dolls, dolls clearly have the advantage. Pencils will need a bailout by April, mark my words.
Hmm, suspicious. You *imply* that you care very little about the weather on Mars, but how are we to know? You seem oddly fixated on the southern hemisphere specifically, so it is suspect to say the least.
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hmm, suspicious. You *imply* that you care very little about the weather on Mars, but how are we to know? You seem oddly fixated on the southern hemisphere specifically, so it is suspect to say the least.
Lately there's been a lot of ignoring the "What do you say to Americans who..." part of the question. Just telling everyone they're wrong about what they're experiencing first-hand might not go over well.
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Lately there's been a lot of ignoring the "What do you say to Americans who..." part of the question. Just telling everyone they're wrong about what they're experiencing first-hand might not go over well.
Are they hiring actual vampires or demons or something now? Dude stopped really hard to keep from crossing the property line.
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Are they hiring actual vampires or demons or something now? Dude stopped really hard to keep from crossing the property line.
Possibly related to his apparent belief that you take a check to the bank after you've cashed it.
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Possibly related to his apparent belief that you take a check to the bank after you've cashed it.
"Looks like you're posting about small boat strikes. Did you mean to release the Epstein files instead?"
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Looks like you're posting about small boat strikes. Did you mean to release the Epstein files instead?"
I think the idea is that when Donald Trump is tweeting about how America needs more fuel-efficient cars, it feels like we're in Opposite Land where he might as well be tweeting about state-run transportation.
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think the idea is that when Donald Trump is tweeting about how America needs more fuel-efficient cars, it feels like we're in Opposite Land where he might as well be tweeting about state-run transportation.
As a recover(ed/ing) perfectionist, it's really frustrating seeing people argue against solutions that create less-bad problems just because they result in problems still existing.
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
As a recover(ed/ing) perfectionist, it's really frustrating seeing people argue against solutions that create less-bad problems just because they result in problems still existing.
I think either they only read your first sentence, or they just don't understand sarcasm. (Apparently.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think either they only read your first sentence, or they just don't understand sarcasm. (Apparently.)
Real "Old Man Yells at Cloud" energy
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Real "Old Man Yells at Cloud" energy
I doubt the leaf (or any passing moths) will think any less of you. On the contrary, your error was a compliment to the moths' camouflage.
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I doubt the leaf (or any passing moths) will think any less of you. On the contrary, your error was a compliment to the moths' camouflage.