Zoey
hattata.bsky.social
Zoey
@hattata.bsky.social
A small purple rat in a hat.

Shares headspace with others who would prefer to no longer be on social media. Be respectful of their wishes.

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE A MINOR!

She/Her
A) First in the National Dex
B) Called the ancestor of all other Pokémon
C) First created
D) Literally God
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Zoey
We got Rhydon in this house
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is an extremely close second though:
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Damn, guess I can't enjoy cheesy slasher films anymore.
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Also, I am quite content with being someone else's hat!

(ft. @curus.gay)
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
To be honest, any time I see someone with their age listed as "18" in their bio I get a little suspicious.

It might be just me, but it feels like they're actually still underage and they just claim their age as the barest minimum legal, and use that as justification to harass NSFW accounts.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oh, they're *only* 18 years old?

Still a literal child in my book.
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Rattata, you say?
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
(It's me, I'm the horny Pokémon fan)
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Horny Pokémon fans whenever they see a Milotic:
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Dark mode should be the default setting for anything that has one.

I don't want to get flashbanged every time I set something up for the first time.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM