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haunted-houseplant.bsky.social
@haunted-houseplant.bsky.social
i hope i’m dead before i’m gone
April 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
there’s nothing like a magazine rack to remind you why you hate the world
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
yelp reviews are wild someone claiming to have spent thousands at guitar center whining about a string change…thousands…paying for a string change…thousands…
February 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
looking back on it i think my life peaked when i called lord byron a pussy in front of an entire lecture hall
February 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
beware anyone who asks if you want a tarot reading
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
u/saintvincentvega is a visionary
January 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
i watched 3 movies today & it did nothing to alleviate the despair
January 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM