𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔶-𝔅𝔬𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔶 — ⚰️🕶️🖕 ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ/ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
@hauntedhorrorenby.bsky.social
🫸(“blow me”)🫷
🇵🇸🫶🇺🇦
⏳: 25 ( ♏︎ )
🏳️⚧️: Agender/Nonbinary (they/them/theirs)
🏳️🌈: Asexual, Panromantic (Queer if you like)
💕: @samm24.bsky.social
Rambling, Ranting, Raving.
🇵🇸🫶🇺🇦
⏳: 25 ( ♏︎ )
🏳️⚧️: Agender/Nonbinary (they/them/theirs)
🏳️🌈: Asexual, Panromantic (Queer if you like)
💕: @samm24.bsky.social
Rambling, Ranting, Raving.
Pinned
“I’M PENNYWISE AND I’M HERE TO STEAL YOUR BENADRYL”
i found myself saying this morning
i found myself saying this morning
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“I’M PENNYWISE AND I’M HERE TO STEAL YOUR BENADRYL”
i found myself saying this morning
i found myself saying this morning
Why am I awake
December 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Why am I awake
I feel this particular emotion a lot.
I just love Armand so much :(
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I feel this particular emotion a lot.
If I had to defeat It I would simply sacrifice my gf because she’s afraid of mushrooms and so when he turns into a puffball mushroom (because not even Clickers scare her, just the little guys) I’m gonna come up and punt him like a football
December 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If I had to defeat It I would simply sacrifice my gf because she’s afraid of mushrooms and so when he turns into a puffball mushroom (because not even Clickers scare her, just the little guys) I’m gonna come up and punt him like a football
I’m clocking EVERYTHING
my partner clocking the young Stephen king cameo guy in welcome to derry so immediately is everything to me
December 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m clocking EVERYTHING
When I say Moira Rose is my future I mean it and every single day I get closer to becoming her
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
When I say Moira Rose is my future I mean it and every single day I get closer to becoming her
Sorry that my vibe’s been off.
I haven’t been ingesting nearly enough twisted tragic gothic horror lately. I’ll fix that at once.
I haven’t been ingesting nearly enough twisted tragic gothic horror lately. I’ll fix that at once.
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sorry that my vibe’s been off.
I haven’t been ingesting nearly enough twisted tragic gothic horror lately. I’ll fix that at once.
I haven’t been ingesting nearly enough twisted tragic gothic horror lately. I’ll fix that at once.
I just love Armand so much :(
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I just love Armand so much :(
Guys I got “The Vampire Armand” for Christmas and since I got it it’s been sitting in a pile of crystals as if I can suck all the negative energy out of that book before I read it (fully this time)
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Guys I got “The Vampire Armand” for Christmas and since I got it it’s been sitting in a pile of crystals as if I can suck all the negative energy out of that book before I read it (fully this time)
I GOT A HEATED BLANKET FOR CHRISTMAS Y’ALL WOOO
December 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I GOT A HEATED BLANKET FOR CHRISTMAS Y’ALL WOOO
If we ever do proposal pics (i want to be engaged and married already) they’re gonna be so fire like THIS was just impulsive shots at a ren faire
December 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If we ever do proposal pics (i want to be engaged and married already) they’re gonna be so fire like THIS was just impulsive shots at a ren faire
This is every shirt I own.
December 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This is every shirt I own.
Drip too fire what do y’all know about DARE
(i 🩵 weed)
(i 🩵 weed)
December 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Drip too fire what do y’all know about DARE
(i 🩵 weed)
(i 🩵 weed)
When my phone won’t unlock so I have to look up through my lashes and give my FBI agent ‘the look’ so it can register my face and unlock
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
When my phone won’t unlock so I have to look up through my lashes and give my FBI agent ‘the look’ so it can register my face and unlock
I’m addicted to sourdough toast 🤤
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’m addicted to sourdough toast 🤤
To put my own neurodivergence on blast:
I deadass do the wallace hand movement when I eat good food. Instant stim. Can’t stop myself lmao.
I deadass do the wallace hand movement when I eat good food. Instant stim. Can’t stop myself lmao.
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and a lamp in the background
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and a lamp in the background
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
To put my own neurodivergence on blast:
I deadass do the wallace hand movement when I eat good food. Instant stim. Can’t stop myself lmao.
I deadass do the wallace hand movement when I eat good food. Instant stim. Can’t stop myself lmao.
My baby has echolalia and sometimes I make her favorite noises just to hear her say them back to me and half the time she doesn’t realize until I’ll giggle and then she gets mad at me but shes so cute and I love her
December 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My baby has echolalia and sometimes I make her favorite noises just to hear her say them back to me and half the time she doesn’t realize until I’ll giggle and then she gets mad at me but shes so cute and I love her
Two Pirates in Love 🌊🦈
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Two Pirates in Love 🌊🦈
SPECIFICALLY Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow gets a sequel comic book series (and he’s also definitely not involved because of his sweet darling netflix show)?
FYI: IDW Dark’s RETURN TO SLEEPY HOLLOW is the sequel Tim Burton fans have been waiting a long time for.
Exclusive: Tim Burton’s SLEEPY HOLLOW Finally Gets The Sequel It Deserves
IDW Dark’s RETURN TO SLEEPY HOLLOW is the sequel Tim Burton fans have been waiting a long time for.
dlvr.it
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
SPECIFICALLY Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow gets a sequel comic book series (and he’s also definitely not involved because of his sweet darling netflix show)?
🐀 and I have been reading these and taking NOTES 📝 ✍️
Oh my god my girlfriend just proposed on Christmas (NOT CLICKBAIT)
GUYS LOOK AT THE RING!!!! 💍
GUYS LOOK AT THE RING!!!! 💍
December 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
🐀 and I have been reading these and taking NOTES 📝 ✍️
When I asked 🐀 to get the ingredients for the thumbprint cookies she looked up a picture and then > at the grocery store < called me to ask me where the “giant chocolate chips” are.
Then she realized of course.
We went to Hershey Park for Halloween y’all…
Then she realized of course.
We went to Hershey Park for Halloween y’all…
Baking tonight!
Peanutbutter & hershey kiss thumbprint cookies
Trying not to snack on the ingredients as I go…
🍪❤️🔥
Peanutbutter & hershey kiss thumbprint cookies
Trying not to snack on the ingredients as I go…
🍪❤️🔥
December 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
When I asked 🐀 to get the ingredients for the thumbprint cookies she looked up a picture and then > at the grocery store < called me to ask me where the “giant chocolate chips” are.
Then she realized of course.
We went to Hershey Park for Halloween y’all…
Then she realized of course.
We went to Hershey Park for Halloween y’all…
Die Hard more like
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service”
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service”
DIE HARD IS DOOMED YAOI
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Die Hard more like
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service”
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service”
DIE HARD IS DOOMED YAOI
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
DIE HARD IS DOOMED YAOI
Oh my god my girlfriend just proposed on Christmas (NOT CLICKBAIT)
GUYS LOOK AT THE RING!!!! 💍
GUYS LOOK AT THE RING!!!! 💍
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Oh my god my girlfriend just proposed on Christmas (NOT CLICKBAIT)
GUYS LOOK AT THE RING!!!! 💍
GUYS LOOK AT THE RING!!!! 💍
Gf coming to wash a fork for me:
“Stealing cookies I see.”
Me, taking cookies (THAT I BAKED MYSELF) for after dinner:
“I’M NOT STEALING SHIT!”
as I slap her ass and run away like a fiend
“Stealing cookies I see.”
Me, taking cookies (THAT I BAKED MYSELF) for after dinner:
“I’M NOT STEALING SHIT!”
as I slap her ass and run away like a fiend
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Gf coming to wash a fork for me:
“Stealing cookies I see.”
Me, taking cookies (THAT I BAKED MYSELF) for after dinner:
“I’M NOT STEALING SHIT!”
as I slap her ass and run away like a fiend
“Stealing cookies I see.”
Me, taking cookies (THAT I BAKED MYSELF) for after dinner:
“I’M NOT STEALING SHIT!”
as I slap her ass and run away like a fiend