Molly
@hautemolly.bsky.social
29 • PHL • works & plays well with others
Don’t give me that “You apologize too much” bullshit! I just scream sneezed 30 times in the last 4 minutes I 👏 AM 👏 SORRY 👏👏
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Don’t give me that “You apologize too much” bullshit! I just scream sneezed 30 times in the last 4 minutes I 👏 AM 👏 SORRY 👏👏
Polar Express Tom Hanks Drinking Game:
1. Take a shot every time Tom Hanks is on screen
1. Take a shot every time Tom Hanks is on screen
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Polar Express Tom Hanks Drinking Game:
1. Take a shot every time Tom Hanks is on screen
1. Take a shot every time Tom Hanks is on screen
Nothing like a White Christmas to remind you what this sloppy outfit needs
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Nothing like a White Christmas to remind you what this sloppy outfit needs
actors just aren't assassinating presidents like they used to 😔
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
actors just aren't assassinating presidents like they used to 😔
Hot Tip for children: trick or treat with the kid who has a ton of allergies then trade for all the good candy
October 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hot Tip for children: trick or treat with the kid who has a ton of allergies then trade for all the good candy
This year for halloween I’m going to be burnt at the stake
October 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This year for halloween I’m going to be burnt at the stake
I don't care if you call it pork roll or Taylor ham just as long as we agree it's superior to bacon
October 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don't care if you call it pork roll or Taylor ham just as long as we agree it's superior to bacon
KEEP SPOOKY SEASON SPOOKY!
October 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
KEEP SPOOKY SEASON SPOOKY!
As an adult woman, I am BEGGING fashion companies to STOP selling pajamas in a set and instead sell them as separates 😭🙏
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
As an adult woman, I am BEGGING fashion companies to STOP selling pajamas in a set and instead sell them as separates 😭🙏
crazy I gotta choose between a wet ass pussy and chronic depression
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
crazy I gotta choose between a wet ass pussy and chronic depression
as an aries, libra season is absolutely crazy!!! it’s literally one of my bestie’s birthdays every single day for a month
September 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
as an aries, libra season is absolutely crazy!!! it’s literally one of my bestie’s birthdays every single day for a month
you would think the United States, of all countries, could plan a coup to overthrow a fascist leader 🥴
September 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
you would think the United States, of all countries, could plan a coup to overthrow a fascist leader 🥴
i really went to theatre school because I love playing dress up, singing, and dancing and then did none of those things
September 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i really went to theatre school because I love playing dress up, singing, and dancing and then did none of those things
macaroni and cheese fries
September 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
macaroni and cheese fries
I just said the “Rick” in Rick Rolling is Rick Ross
September 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I just said the “Rick” in Rick Rolling is Rick Ross
men will really stop eating your pussy to tell you they could eat your pussy forever 🤔 like did i ask? Back to it, buddy
September 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
men will really stop eating your pussy to tell you they could eat your pussy forever 🤔 like did i ask? Back to it, buddy
Chock Full O’Metal Jacket
September 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Chock Full O’Metal Jacket
I love bao so much I just ate the little paper it came sitting on 🙃
September 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I love bao so much I just ate the little paper it came sitting on 🙃
PSA: a 6 year old laptop will not survive you sq*irting all over it
September 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
PSA: a 6 year old laptop will not survive you sq*irting all over it
daily reminder to nourish your flesh prison 💫
September 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
daily reminder to nourish your flesh prison 💫
stopped by South Philly co-op 10/10 experience everything you would want in a co-op, gender neutral bathrooms, and they shamed me a little for needing a bag
September 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
stopped by South Philly co-op 10/10 experience everything you would want in a co-op, gender neutral bathrooms, and they shamed me a little for needing a bag
you’re tryna hold onto ur nut I’m tryna lose mine. We r not the same
September 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
you’re tryna hold onto ur nut I’m tryna lose mine. We r not the same
I'm gonna hold ur hand when I say this, but being a lesbian whose favorite pop artist is Chappelle Roan is giving baby gay
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm gonna hold ur hand when I say this, but being a lesbian whose favorite pop artist is Chappelle Roan is giving baby gay
that The Greatest Showman involved NO romantic subplot for the bearded woman seems like a massive oversight to me, a queer
August 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
that The Greatest Showman involved NO romantic subplot for the bearded woman seems like a massive oversight to me, a queer