Have My Markakis (and eat it too)
@havemymarkakis.bsky.social
Baseball (Go O's) & Star Trek Nerd, Occasionally Employed Motion Picture Industry Worker, Proud To Be a Union Member
Wish him success and a chance to get traded back to us (i.e. a contender) at the deadline 😎
January 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Wish him success and a chance to get traded back to us (i.e. a contender) at the deadline 😎
The woke anti-family agenda of course saying mega-polycules are equivalent to families.
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The woke anti-family agenda of course saying mega-polycules are equivalent to families.
It's so terrifying that he's considered a "rational" Republican pundit now...
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It's so terrifying that he's considered a "rational" Republican pundit now...
I loved that Orioles squad so much. 2110 Eutaw forever.
January 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I loved that Orioles squad so much. 2110 Eutaw forever.
Dude is just trying to give respect to those lost in this post apocalyptic hellscape. Memento mori
a man is holding flowers in front of a stack of skulls
Alt: Ralph Fiennes in 28 Years Later working in front of his memento mori
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January 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Dude is just trying to give respect to those lost in this post apocalyptic hellscape. Memento mori
Off brand Doritos from like Sam's Club or something.
January 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Off brand Doritos from like Sam's Club or something.
Cam Newton really is a Batman villain who just likes haunting people with bad takes.
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Cam Newton really is a Batman villain who just likes haunting people with bad takes.
Completely analogous to antisemititic Third Reich propaganda. Disloyal "parasites"? Sick fucks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Completely analogous to antisemititic Third Reich propaganda. Disloyal "parasites"? Sick fucks.
Copy! Honestly, the O's underwhelming 2025 performance went beyond the injuries and I don't think a player who is willing to be publicly critical of his teammates would be the worst thing. Call it a lack of leadership or whatever but the clubhouse might actually benefit from a player like Framber.
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Copy! Honestly, the O's underwhelming 2025 performance went beyond the injuries and I don't think a player who is willing to be publicly critical of his teammates would be the worst thing. Call it a lack of leadership or whatever but the clubhouse might actually benefit from a player like Framber.
Has Valdez had any other "character" moments on or off the field aside from the catcher cross-up stuff?
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Has Valdez had any other "character" moments on or off the field aside from the catcher cross-up stuff?
You're driving with the Chicago Pope, baby.
a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "
Alt: Driving crooner driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this! It's simply too good"
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November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You're driving with the Chicago Pope, baby.
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...and yet. How the hell do you try to reach out to people who would rather punch themselves in the dick repeatedly than just not be TOO racist? They have a need to keep the "others" down even at their own expense.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
...and yet. How the hell do you try to reach out to people who would rather punch themselves in the dick repeatedly than just not be TOO racist? They have a need to keep the "others" down even at their own expense.
...and yet. How the hell do you try to reach out to people who would rather punch themselves in the dick repeatedly than just not be TOO racist? They have a need to keep the "others" down even at their own expense.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
...and yet. How the hell do you try to reach out to people who would rather punch themselves in the dick repeatedly than just not be TOO racist? They have a need to keep the "others" down even at their own expense.
Steam made a Box?
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Steam made a Box?
This is what comes to mind when I think of Braga/Berman at they're most in control of the Trek franchise and I'll honestly take "some kind of" contemporary language than the beige doldrums of late period UPN Trek.
#SuperCut of Every Time Someone Says "Some Kind Of..." on STAR TREK: Voyager
YouTube video by Jogwheel
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November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is what comes to mind when I think of Braga/Berman at they're most in control of the Trek franchise and I'll honestly take "some kind of" contemporary language than the beige doldrums of late period UPN Trek.
Hell yeah, this is the O's season.
a man with a mustache is looking up at the sky and says when the coping is just right fox
Alt: Neil Degrasse Tyson looking up at the sky with the text "when the coping is just right"
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November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hell yeah, this is the O's season.
I guess the one go ahead homer will do.
Here's to next season, I hope the O's have the opportunity to knock off the Dodgers.
Here's to next season, I hope the O's have the opportunity to knock off the Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I guess the one go ahead homer will do.
Here's to next season, I hope the O's have the opportunity to knock off the Dodgers.
Here's to next season, I hope the O's have the opportunity to knock off the Dodgers.
I want the Blue Jays to tie again and see him give up another go ahead run in the 12th.
a man wearing ear buds says no it 's okay in a netflix ad
Alt: a man wearing ear buds says no it 's okay, don't apologize
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November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I want the Blue Jays to tie again and see him give up another go ahead run in the 12th.