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Havé Purlins
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could Harris plz challenge him to an iq duel? hammer it like a pro wrestler

“Mr President, Kamala Harris has appeared on multiple late night shows recently challenging you to a publicly broadcasted iq test challenge, saying she would quote ”destroy that old cocksucker”. Do you have a response?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Absolutely!!

its not rooting for Marge

It’s rooting for the fracture of ol Dumpy’s coalition & control of those who were recently his proudest stooges
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Or pierce their ears without a parent or guardian present
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
While The Law Requires The Presence Of A Parent Or Legal Guardian For Under 18 Year Olds To Pierce Their Ears, They Should Be Considered Adults When I, A Senior Citizen, Fuck Them.

By Alan Dershowitz
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If someone can’t legally get their ears pierced without the presence of a parent or guardian, they shouldnt be getting fucked by disgusting old men
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sadly I think there remain & have always been MANY Epsteins

He’s just the one that was able to be exposed & that’s probably not incidentally linked to the threat he posed to #DirtyDiaperDonald

Recall that he seemed to skate on all of it until ol Fat Satan was in power the first time
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
*laughing ass off with utter despair in chest*

Good. Fucking. Luck

mass media is utterly incapable of self critique
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Investigation” = “ongoing investigation“ = indefinite obstruction
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The absence of any complex thinking plain as day & coldly cynical

We developed all these programs of engagement with the world because IT ADVANCES AMERICAN INTERESTS ie it IS America First, MTG, you fucking stooge
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
They know it’s all bullshit but wanting to roll shit downhill is their actual demiurge

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you”-LBJ
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
yo Apple come get your autocorrect he’s wildin out
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Israel is holding evidence for the Epstein files contents most embarassing/incriminating to #DiaperDonald over his head.

Ghislaine’s father was MOSSAD
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Stop w the TACO thing already guys

Wishcasting cowardice on their parts is unproductive- regime is anything BUT cowardly. They attempted a coup in broad daylight! A false flag assassination “attempt”. A fascist putsch that is succeeding!

dumb meme & it’s not even catchy

also an insult to tacos
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
🎯🎯🎯🎯

An all timer
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Friend it’s not one smidge abt ol MTG *herself* idgaf abt all that- fuck her x♾️

what matters here is the cracks forming in the very public Trumpist coalition & what that means

first time we’re sEwing honest to god #DiaperDon cultists break with him so publicly

that’s a good thing regardless
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“The enemy of my enemy is my friend”

-The Arthashastra, 4th c. BCE
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Surly
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Except these are schools with multi billion dollar endowments & beyond elite legal departments.

It’s fear of extrajudicial retribution
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
swing states ALL had highly anomolous statistical oddities concentrated entirely in electronic voting counties w tabulation servers that had been accessed by Republicans during litigation discovery following 2020 election

Shit #DiaperDon himself openly hinted at exactly that multiple times prior
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They didn’t. A real forensic investigation into 2024 vote tabulation (as was urged by a group of high level comp science & data scholars & cybersecurity analysts in an open letter to the Harris campaign Dec 24) will reveal that tabulators were compromised by remote exploit. Election was stolen
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
entire cult is built on the singular urgency these small minded ignorant rubes have for reifying their self image & being deeply threatened by anything piercing that carefully polished totem, most notably being forced to simply be aware of people different from them & asked to treat them w humanity
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Brah I been on the West Coast for decades but I listen to Cah Tauk reruns to get my fix. Feels good in my eahs.

Funny side note: I grew up 1 block away from Good News Garage & that was who worked on my dad’s cah.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM