With the death of the penny, please remember I collect pressed pennies and always want any you have/find.

"I have no idea how many peppercorns. Just measure with my heart?"
A few seconds later "My heart regrets." - my sister

Don't mind me, over here giggling when I think of John Oliver's line about the Bible saying boats are emergency zoos.

Is it just me, or is this season of White Lotus grosser than past ones?

@hdtgm.bsky.social Please tell Jason I apologize. Between getting tickets and the NYC show, I adopted a baby. I really thought about bringing him, but decided a 1-month-old didn't need to be out late in November, plus he would have apparently needed his own ticket. I checked.

God I hope this is just a sleep regression. 🤞

My sister's rule is 3+ different baby fluids on you, you get takeout for dinner. Guess who's ordering in?

Oh my god, did the upstairs neighbors get a piano?!!

Ever look at your baby in the dark, see a full-on alien, freak a minute, worry about your brain, then realize you're seeing one eye and one ear? No? Just me?

2:10 am I slipped and fell down the stairs to get a bottle. Luckily I wasn't holding the baby. I worry I've broken some toes. 😥