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hawkeyepiercecat.bsky.social
Benjamin Franklin Pierce Hawkeye
@hawkeyepiercecat.bsky.social
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My mom calls me stinky

Mom: https://bsky.app/profile/tearstainedashes.bsky.social
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hawkeyepiercecat.bsky.social
Hello, Other Mother. Since Real Mother is apparently never coming back, can you give me brushies again?
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What do you mean this is the 5th time I've asked today? I don't remember asking for them so clearly I didn't get them!

I WANT MY BRUSHIES
A small grey cat is sitting next to a basket filled with bits and bobs. A small pink brush and a slightly larger black brush are on top of the pile of miscellaneous table decor. A small grey cat is giving a pleading look to the camera holder as he asks to be brushed (again). A small grey cat pawing at the brushes in the miscellaneous items basket from the first photo. The black brush is his favorite, yet he seems to be pawing at the pink one.
December 8, 2024 at 3:33 AM
hawkeyepiercecat.bsky.social
When will my mother return home from the war? They've been gone for 84 years.
(It's been 36 hours)
A small grey cat rests in a cat hammock on a tall cat tree. One leg is outstretched, the other curled up on the edge of the hammock, and he is looking off into the distance as if waiting for someone to walk through the front door.
December 7, 2024 at 4:20 AM
hawkeyepiercecat.bsky.social
Mother has abandoned me.
They said something about “traveling” and “be home Monday” but I don't know what a Monday is. They've clearly left me forever to rot with Other Mother, my sisters, and The Boy.

So I shall rest on their forgotten clothes on their bed and sigh dramatically.
A small grey cat is curled up on a coffee cup patterned blanket in a small patch of sunlight as it streams in through the bedroom window.
December 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Reposted by Benjamin Franklin Pierce Hawkeye
jortsthecat.bsky.social
Good morning but it is still too chilly. Please reschedule until warmer and more light
dark photo of an orange cat who is extremely wrapped in blankies
December 5, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Reposted by Benjamin Franklin Pierce Hawkeye
jortsthecat.bsky.social
This is my back story. The Jorts Lore, if you will. It’s a pretty funny story actually even if people were upset at the time www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedd...
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November 14, 2024 at 5:58 AM
hawkeyepiercecat.bsky.social
This is my favorite show!
A small grey cat is sitting on the floor avidly watching the tv. There are two squirrels on screen eating some birdseed. He is INVESTED in the screen.
November 24, 2024 at 5:19 PM
hawkeyepiercecat.bsky.social
Mom has been at work for DAYS 😿 when will they return home from the war?
A small grey cat is lying in a cat hammock. His pink toe beans are peeking out from the edge and he has a sad look in his eyes as he looks wistfully out the window waiting for his human to return from work (They've been gone for a few hours, not actual days 😅)
November 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
hawkeyepiercecat.bsky.social
Whenever mom is feeling sad (or if they stay in bed too long), I like to drape myself across their whole body or their face and just purr. They seem to really like it, even if I’m accidentally covering their mouth 😹
Small grey cat sleeping on their human's chest. Both have very content smiles on their faces. Small grey cat sleeping on his human's chest. One leg is stretched out as if hugging his person. Small grey cat sleeping on his human's stomach. His leg is curled around their waist in a hug and he has a sleepy smile on his face. Small grey cat sleeping across his human's chest. His front legs are completely stretched out in front of him in what his person calls Stretchy Leggies (like a reverse sploot).
November 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM
hawkeyepiercecat.bsky.social
Hello! I'm Hawkeye! My mom calls me stinky.

I'm 2 and have two older sisters who... tolerate me 😅

I'm very rambunctious, but I love getting brushed, snuggles, and my tunnel toys.

Oh, and my mom 😸 @tearstainedashes.bsky.social
A small grey cat cuddling up on a dark blue sherpa blanket. His front paws are crossed and his eyes are closed as he smiles in content.
November 15, 2024 at 5:52 AM