Even with all the craziness, still one of the least believable things about the future you could tell someone from 1995 is that this became a legit super-common hairstyle for dudes.

He likes to sit on my arms while I’m doomscrolling in the morning, which is nice.

Question for the Americans. How come the only thing on fire down there appears to be your constitution?

Having discovered it late and near finishing the #GreenBoneSaga by Fonda Lee… seeing the awesome trailer for the shelved series is a downer. But having just finished #Arcane, I think it would make an incredible adult animated series. The fight choreography in Arcane is incredible.

I’m just thinking it through… Anyone, please feel free to tell me why this isn’t the most likely scenario moving forward. #america #midterms #crystalball

Without question, by a significant margin, this is the coolest animal in the animal kingdom. I won’t listen to arguments. #caturday #goat