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@hazardbun.bsky.social
he/him | 18+, minors will be vaporized
The pain hardly registers anymore. He'll need to lose more blood to *really* feel it.
January 20, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The pain hardly registers anymore. He'll need to lose more blood to *really* feel it.
Turns out he knows how to handle shit.
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Turns out he knows how to handle shit.
Would a dung beetle know how to do a Dempsey Roll? This critter just found out.
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Would a dung beetle know how to do a Dempsey Roll? This critter just found out.
Twitter checkmark, I'm just gonna assume the guy's not on our side to begin with.
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Twitter checkmark, I'm just gonna assume the guy's not on our side to begin with.
If I don't have a singular omnipotent bad guy to blame everything on, then how am I gonna relate this to the latest Marvel slop????
January 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
If I don't have a singular omnipotent bad guy to blame everything on, then how am I gonna relate this to the latest Marvel slop????
"If the RIFF-RAFF would just LISTEN TO THEIR BETTERS and accept our AUSTERITY, we could finally have our PEACE AND QUIET"
Meanwhile the average liberal wine mom is now *baying for Republican blood*. As they should!
Meanwhile the average liberal wine mom is now *baying for Republican blood*. As they should!
January 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
"If the RIFF-RAFF would just LISTEN TO THEIR BETTERS and accept our AUSTERITY, we could finally have our PEACE AND QUIET"
Meanwhile the average liberal wine mom is now *baying for Republican blood*. As they should!
Meanwhile the average liberal wine mom is now *baying for Republican blood*. As they should!
Digital breeze between the knees?
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Digital breeze between the knees?
Would've made it if he chain-boosted over.
January 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Would've made it if he chain-boosted over.
I pick up the Matty, and attempt to throw for a touchdown.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I pick up the Matty, and attempt to throw for a touchdown.
He maintains his relationship with Ereki by using his butthole as a recharge station.
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
He maintains his relationship with Ereki by using his butthole as a recharge station.
ohhhhhh I love them!
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
ohhhhhh I love them!
The better to bap you with
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The better to bap you with
I don't think I like this reply section very much!
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I don't think I like this reply section very much!
[a la Duality by Slipknot]
I PUSH THE BREAD ROLLS INTO MY MOUUUUUUUUUTH
I PUSH THE BREAD ROLLS INTO MY MOUUUUUUUUUTH
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
[a la Duality by Slipknot]
I PUSH THE BREAD ROLLS INTO MY MOUUUUUUUUUTH
I PUSH THE BREAD ROLLS INTO MY MOUUUUUUUUUTH
Playing in the one town where people actually wear pants.
January 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Playing in the one town where people actually wear pants.
He's gonna get it whether we want it or not. He's just gonna keep killing us until we finally start killing his.
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
He's gonna get it whether we want it or not. He's just gonna keep killing us until we finally start killing his.
SO YOU ROLL OVER LIKE A BITCH
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
SO YOU ROLL OVER LIKE A BITCH
heavy like a brinks truck
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
heavy like a brinks truck
oughhhh flouffy.....
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
oughhhh flouffy.....
Coffee shits during anal is NOT my idea of a fun time.
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Coffee shits during anal is NOT my idea of a fun time.
Sure, but to play it up SO HARD that it stigmatizes your friend's entire existence is pretty heinous.
January 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Sure, but to play it up SO HARD that it stigmatizes your friend's entire existence is pretty heinous.
A lot more forgiveness in her heart than mine. What kind of person sees someone get lightly brushed by a tentacle and then goes around announcing to everyone "HEY LOOK AT MY FRIEND SHE GOT R*PED"???
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
A lot more forgiveness in her heart than mine. What kind of person sees someone get lightly brushed by a tentacle and then goes around announcing to everyone "HEY LOOK AT MY FRIEND SHE GOT R*PED"???
Sleep schedule? What sleep schedule?
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Sleep schedule? What sleep schedule?