I honestly thought y’all were trollin’ but I just passed by a group of dudes literally talking about the Roman Empire at the airport..

You ever wanted something so bad and then you finally get it but it doesn’t feel real?

Yeah me too.

Comfort is cozy, but nothing grows there.

Hi 🦋

Give me a lover boy, y’all can have the nonchalant heathens.

At a corn maze or somethin’ 🌽

Guys.. how do I convert my screams into energy like they did in Monsters Inc?

Hi pookies 😙