Hazel
@hazelagain.bsky.social
My kingdom for a queendom.
S-T-A-U-N-C-H
PHL/Jersey beat.
S-T-A-U-N-C-H
PHL/Jersey beat.
About gd time he did something for his constituents
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
About gd time he did something for his constituents
Jeez is it $80 now??
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Jeez is it $80 now??
Diane Keaton gets the best movie houses.
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Diane Keaton gets the best movie houses.
He certainly has a vision of himself
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
He certainly has a vision of himself
The whole gang of em shouting “Not it!” as fast as they can
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The whole gang of em shouting “Not it!” as fast as they can
How do people get warped to this degree and feel zero shame putting it out on main?
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
How do people get warped to this degree and feel zero shame putting it out on main?
It’s the complete absence of shoulders for me.
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It’s the complete absence of shoulders for me.
I think these folks forget how quickly the roaches scatter once the light comes on.
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I think these folks forget how quickly the roaches scatter once the light comes on.
You are an incredible disappointment. It is time for the good people of Virginia who will suffer for your weakness to send you packing expeditiously.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You are an incredible disappointment. It is time for the good people of Virginia who will suffer for your weakness to send you packing expeditiously.
Begging you to replace Schumer. Strength and vision are required in this moment.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Begging you to replace Schumer. Strength and vision are required in this moment.
You are the worst, dude. Seriously the worst. Cannot fking believe I voted for you. Please go away and stop hurting people.
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
You are the worst, dude. Seriously the worst. Cannot fking believe I voted for you. Please go away and stop hurting people.
The graceful and dignified gait of a drunken wombat.
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The graceful and dignified gait of a drunken wombat.
Every day a new humiliation on the world stage.
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Every day a new humiliation on the world stage.
Using his greatest personal strength, fecal incontinence.
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Using his greatest personal strength, fecal incontinence.