Hazel
hazelsands.bsky.social
Hazel
@hazelsands.bsky.social
my cat’s name is keke
I am an Artist
July 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
let her play D&D!!!!!!
July 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
permanently hiding so mom doesn’t express her bladder (she hoards pee like a dragon)
May 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
she is so old, she has no teeth, she can’t pee on her own, and she pooped on my couch but BY GOD she’s cute
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
guess whose bladder needs to be manually expressed once a day now!!!
April 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
today she peed on my terminally ill sister and as retribution she was forced to bathe
March 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
sure dude
March 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
o shit it’s beeps
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
fuck i forgot about this account so sorry to my one fan (Rowan) here’s a photo of her covered in food
February 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
moms gone, time to stink up da pillow
February 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
good stuff
February 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
very poised and proper even if she doesn’t clean the food off her mouth!!!
January 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
not naming names but somebody peed on herself and was given a bath today and is very unhappy about it
January 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
back that ass up
January 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
guest cat for today. his name is Tubbs
January 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
ok calm down buddy
January 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
uh oh little guy alert
January 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
a toothless child
January 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
simply a little dude
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
January 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
legs 4 days
January 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
January 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
gorilla mode
January 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i am going to use this account to post stupid photos of my ancient cat. thank you
January 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM