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Hazel
@hazelsscales.bsky.social
(choom/choomba) Canadian Motorcycle fanatic. I'm just here to look at pretty people, sexy art, and further my career as a Tentacle Monster wrangler. NSFW.
If this murder suffered internal bleeding by hip-checking an SUV, then I received full on retinal detachment, 5th degree burns, Stage 4 Butt Cancer and 3 broken Chakras listening to that pathetic lie.

Or he's such a limp wristed soy-boy that he got his fee fees hurt when being called a murderer.
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Putin had to attack Ukraine because every sane, able bodied Russian with a braincell was looking over the border and seeing the growing wealth, happiness and stability of their 'lesser' next door. Putin bet on US future ignorance, not current power, and won based on MAGA stupidity and Elite Greed.
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Anyone who says otherwise has never had to move their car while blocking a road and being yelled at by multiple people.

Not to make light of it, but....yeah that shit makes anyone fuck up and put your car into Drive vs Reverse.

It should not be a goddamn fatal mistake however.
January 9, 2026 at 7:14 AM
The Domestic Terrorists use less reliable transport 😅
January 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM
She was literally yielding to their vehicles screaming past, then panicked and tried to remove herself from the situation.

The time between: "Yeah I'll back up and let them pass" and "High Velocity Lead Poisoning" was less than 2.5 seconds.

This is a deep tragedy that was encouraged to happen.
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Plus she was speaking French.
January 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Bro, the three "worlds" indicated if a country was allied to the US or Russia or 'Other'.

The US, is literally a Second World country now that its leadership is licking Putin's bunghole.
January 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I would do unspeakable things to have Anthro Rarity make a set of bra and panties for me... even more so if she helps me try them on. :3
a cartoon pony with a purple hat and a piece of cake in her hand
ALT: a cartoon pony with a purple hat and a piece of cake in her hand
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December 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Oh dear heavens she's *amazing!*!!!!
August 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Duck Stops Here
May 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Looks kinda like "Serious Al" Yankovic to me, @alyankovic.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I've motorcycled past this exact storm/point of view, I swear... glorious
April 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Now THAT is a boyussy I could drink up.
March 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sadly he's been chugging his own bullshit and washing it down with the dictator dicks he's been sucking, he's basically a snake with an unhinging jaw. He'd never choke on his natural intake of rat feces and kissed ass flakes either.
March 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Considering outright blatant treason and sedition, I'd say he's juuuust behind serial pedophiles, but we have proof of that too...

Congrats, President Trump, you get 100% finally!
March 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Right next to an athlete winning the Gold.
February 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Not true.

"Nobody" might be safer. Which is who is replacing as much of his 'government' / 'firesale' as possible.

Then again, I'd much rather share a bathroom with my trans sisters than have to request a bathroom pass from an authority figure, so you're still right.
February 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm sorry, keyboard shorted out. Mouse too. Moisture related. Working to restore fuck....I mean...function. Stand by.
February 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM