I think we should rewrite legal codes to allow for execution by Zamboni.

That's the only rolling thing I'm interested in.

But you can't go around saying that because the Christians will crucify you.

Like they did to Jesus for saying the same thing.

The entire religion is a lie. The Gnostic texts are older than most of the gospels and they were pretty concerned that people were praying to an evil entity that they were confusing for God.

The older I get, the more I think the Gnostics and Cathars were right.

Nope. Instead, they'll lease the machines from the manufacturers with a maintenance contract.

So they'll have that bill to pay instead of payroll.

We're still leaning purple.

We're Maga Occupied.

Welp.

Let me know when it's time to storm the Capitol.

I'm ready.

I don't want to hear about about Charlie Kirk ever a-fucking-gain.

Hold on. I can't tell if this is real or satire.

It's too early.

GOP has been buying up Spanish language radio stations like crazy for the last 2 decades. At the Laundromat in NC I got to hear repeated promises that Trump's presidency would not affect abortion rights. There was no Dem/Progressive counterpart to challenge these voices.