Haaazzzl
@hazzle.bsky.social
war crimes are an international shame that can have consequences, whereas nobody cares about individual murders at this point. i am sorry the world has become a shivering callous thing.
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
war crimes are an international shame that can have consequences, whereas nobody cares about individual murders at this point. i am sorry the world has become a shivering callous thing.
this gives a blanket admission of guilt for civil cases and would be very interesting
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this gives a blanket admission of guilt for civil cases and would be very interesting
he's really gone downhill since zzt
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
he's really gone downhill since zzt
in final fantasy tactics, chickens and frogs are flagged to have full movement and actions while completely submerged in water
i have TRIED to come up with a theoretical use for this. I don't have one that doesn't involve romhacking.
i have TRIED to come up with a theoretical use for this. I don't have one that doesn't involve romhacking.
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
in final fantasy tactics, chickens and frogs are flagged to have full movement and actions while completely submerged in water
i have TRIED to come up with a theoretical use for this. I don't have one that doesn't involve romhacking.
i have TRIED to come up with a theoretical use for this. I don't have one that doesn't involve romhacking.
there is no doubt. he's a creepy little ghoul. the problem is that there isn't anything going on that seems to even discourage him
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
there is no doubt. he's a creepy little ghoul. the problem is that there isn't anything going on that seems to even discourage him
are you smarter than a fifth grader got shut down for being too high of a bar to pass for its audience
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
are you smarter than a fifth grader got shut down for being too high of a bar to pass for its audience
sir please stop hitting "mach 4" in the gym.
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
sir please stop hitting "mach 4" in the gym.
i wonder if any of them don't know who the other assets are and they're wondering whether they should shush them
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i wonder if any of them don't know who the other assets are and they're wondering whether they should shush them
I think one of their most dangerous draws is how amazing it'd be if they actually worked the way they claim to. People want to believe in those.
And then they have mandatory faults, enormously expensive and wasteful training on stolen and scraped data.
Dr. Sbaitso is a better rubber duck.
And then they have mandatory faults, enormously expensive and wasteful training on stolen and scraped data.
Dr. Sbaitso is a better rubber duck.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think one of their most dangerous draws is how amazing it'd be if they actually worked the way they claim to. People want to believe in those.
And then they have mandatory faults, enormously expensive and wasteful training on stolen and scraped data.
Dr. Sbaitso is a better rubber duck.
And then they have mandatory faults, enormously expensive and wasteful training on stolen and scraped data.
Dr. Sbaitso is a better rubber duck.
i think it saw drinking piss like a urinal at a lite beer drinking competition and linked that with bear grylls, thus going on a tangent about survival
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i think it saw drinking piss like a urinal at a lite beer drinking competition and linked that with bear grylls, thus going on a tangent about survival
the controls on the game where a guy fires a cannon at you are so, so wack. like i don't even know if it's reliable
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the controls on the game where a guy fires a cannon at you are so, so wack. like i don't even know if it's reliable
"They're good decks, wiggly snake."
I take it home.
It's pine.
I take it home.
It's pine.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"They're good decks, wiggly snake."
I take it home.
It's pine.
I take it home.
It's pine.
it'll be the greatest sound you hear for the rest of your life
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
it'll be the greatest sound you hear for the rest of your life
this sounds like something the Orz from Star Control 2 would insult/praise the captain with
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
this sounds like something the Orz from Star Control 2 would insult/praise the captain with
one of my friends gets screaming eagle and i'm over here as a quokka floating in a pool of oranges
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
one of my friends gets screaming eagle and i'm over here as a quokka floating in a pool of oranges
theres a daggerfall note (the daggerfall patch notes are an A+ read) for "witches will no longer give inappropriate quests" or something like that. i had to think for a second to realize they meant "outside of quest range".
Werewolves infected you with the wrong disease, making you a wereboar.
Werewolves infected you with the wrong disease, making you a wereboar.
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
theres a daggerfall note (the daggerfall patch notes are an A+ read) for "witches will no longer give inappropriate quests" or something like that. i had to think for a second to realize they meant "outside of quest range".
Werewolves infected you with the wrong disease, making you a wereboar.
Werewolves infected you with the wrong disease, making you a wereboar.
carry a lot of invisible fake guns in case someone tries to disarm you. bluff if it works
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
carry a lot of invisible fake guns in case someone tries to disarm you. bluff if it works
he is also trying to hold in saying the answer lies in the heart of battle. he's trying his best. ken thinks it's a smile
October 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
he is also trying to hold in saying the answer lies in the heart of battle. he's trying his best. ken thinks it's a smile
behold: a better use of 10 hours of chatgpt than the usual drunk friend at a party reliability it has. we got a funny story and a picture of a dog
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
behold: a better use of 10 hours of chatgpt than the usual drunk friend at a party reliability it has. we got a funny story and a picture of a dog
i promise to advance one medical field by at least four hundred years if given modest funding. I'll bring back the old days of princes actively working with scientists and properly delegating things. Alllll you gotta do is drop me a DM, convey a position in the royal family, etc. Normal stuff.
October 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i promise to advance one medical field by at least four hundred years if given modest funding. I'll bring back the old days of princes actively working with scientists and properly delegating things. Alllll you gotta do is drop me a DM, convey a position in the royal family, etc. Normal stuff.