none binary with left boy
@hbassist.bsky.social
Umbreon / 27
I like trains
they
I like trains
they
Kinda surreal being sat in a travelodge in Birmingham on grindr and discovering at least 3 other people in *the same travelodge* also on grindr
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Kinda surreal being sat in a travelodge in Birmingham on grindr and discovering at least 3 other people in *the same travelodge* also on grindr
Wait has grindr paywalled filtering for trans people? Like the only thing that made the app barely usable?
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wait has grindr paywalled filtering for trans people? Like the only thing that made the app barely usable?
I think one of my biggest red flags is that I keep telling people they should switch to linux while not actually switching to linux myself
December 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I think one of my biggest red flags is that I keep telling people they should switch to linux while not actually switching to linux myself
public footpath perfect place for niCe walk at night. nO probleMs evEr on public footpath beCause good path and fun waLk. go down public fOotpath yeS. public footpath a good place for friEndly walk at night alone. fRiend public footpath.
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
public footpath perfect place for niCe walk at night. nO probleMs evEr on public footpath beCause good path and fun waLk. go down public fOotpath yeS. public footpath a good place for friEndly walk at night alone. fRiend public footpath.
Shout out to this Northern train for playing an instrumental Jingle Bells on loop, pausing only to announce stations
Idk if the driver and conductor are just super into Christmas tunes or if this is a battle of wills between them
Idk if the driver and conductor are just super into Christmas tunes or if this is a battle of wills between them
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Shout out to this Northern train for playing an instrumental Jingle Bells on loop, pausing only to announce stations
Idk if the driver and conductor are just super into Christmas tunes or if this is a battle of wills between them
Idk if the driver and conductor are just super into Christmas tunes or if this is a battle of wills between them
The first rule of wrapping presents is to have fun and be yourself
The second rule of wrapping presents is that wrapping paper can sense fear
The second rule of wrapping presents is that wrapping paper can sense fear
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The first rule of wrapping presents is to have fun and be yourself
The second rule of wrapping presents is that wrapping paper can sense fear
The second rule of wrapping presents is that wrapping paper can sense fear
Work had to change the way they do phishing tests so they now send you a "Yay! You spotted it!" email after you report the test email. Previously you'd get nothing, so people would go "hey I think this is a phishing test" and then click the link to check whether they were right or not 🫠
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Work had to change the way they do phishing tests so they now send you a "Yay! You spotted it!" email after you report the test email. Previously you'd get nothing, so people would go "hey I think this is a phishing test" and then click the link to check whether they were right or not 🫠
Wait, fuck, he's little alex horn coded.
Hm. Watching the new Wallace and Gromit movie and uh, hm. Having thoughts about Norbert that I need to let ferment for a while
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Wait, fuck, he's little alex horn coded.
So I was curious and looked into ethical investment funds and a lot of them specifically exclude "adult content" and also put a lot of money into Microsoft, which isn't great. Then I read that "ethical" and "sustainable" funds are different, so I looked at some sustainable funds and uh
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
So I was curious and looked into ethical investment funds and a lot of them specifically exclude "adult content" and also put a lot of money into Microsoft, which isn't great. Then I read that "ethical" and "sustainable" funds are different, so I looked at some sustainable funds and uh
Went for shiny rather than fluffy but still had a great time at Fur the Record, furries truly know how to party
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Went for shiny rather than fluffy but still had a great time at Fur the Record, furries truly know how to party
Had to explain the concept of a "danger yawn" to my housemate, so for the benefit of everyone else, it's when you yawn and it feels really good so you relax into it and then your jaw subluxes and you spend the next week unable to chew without pain 🥱
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Had to explain the concept of a "danger yawn" to my housemate, so for the benefit of everyone else, it's when you yawn and it feels really good so you relax into it and then your jaw subluxes and you spend the next week unable to chew without pain 🥱
What is the end game of the mattress company I bought my mattress off like a year ago continuing to send me ads and sales?
Nobody needs a new mattress every few months!! And if the mattress wore out that quickly I wouldn't buy another one from you!!
Nobody needs a new mattress every few months!! And if the mattress wore out that quickly I wouldn't buy another one from you!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What is the end game of the mattress company I bought my mattress off like a year ago continuing to send me ads and sales?
Nobody needs a new mattress every few months!! And if the mattress wore out that quickly I wouldn't buy another one from you!!
Nobody needs a new mattress every few months!! And if the mattress wore out that quickly I wouldn't buy another one from you!!
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through the first few weeks of December Nina is trying to raise money specifically to go to providing her community with a Christmas celebration. As the saying goes, bread and roses. I know it's an expensive time of year, but if you can donate anything, it will spread a lot of holiday joy <3
I'm trying to post less and be online less these days but the advantage of social media is that I can maybe reach ppl!
I'm fundraising for my friend Nina, a trans refugee in South Sudan, if you're able to spare some change chuffed.org/project/1537...
I'm fundraising for my friend Nina, a trans refugee in South Sudan, if you're able to spare some change chuffed.org/project/1537...
Help trans Nina and her queer refugee community in South Sudan 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
My name is Nina, a transgender woman aged 23. I fled Uganda to Kenya, and UNHCR took me to Kakuma refugee camp in the north western Turkana region. I was fleeing homophobia and discrimination due to m...
chuffed.org
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
through the first few weeks of December Nina is trying to raise money specifically to go to providing her community with a Christmas celebration. As the saying goes, bread and roses. I know it's an expensive time of year, but if you can donate anything, it will spread a lot of holiday joy <3
Had to carry my noble steed home last night due to injury and now I'm tryna figure out if there's any reasonable prospect of recovery
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Had to carry my noble steed home last night due to injury and now I'm tryna figure out if there's any reasonable prospect of recovery
Very convenient how I don't need a bell on my scooter because the rattling it makes is alarmingly loud and causes pedestrians to turn around to see what kind of clattering horror approaches
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Very convenient how I don't need a bell on my scooter because the rattling it makes is alarmingly loud and causes pedestrians to turn around to see what kind of clattering horror approaches
So I have a first date on Friday, which is great, and a themed murder mystery party on Saturday, which is also great. Unfortunately my murder mystery character has a goatee, so I'm gonna have to forwarn my date like "I swear I don't usually have a goatee, I'm just doing this for the bit"
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
So I have a first date on Friday, which is great, and a themed murder mystery party on Saturday, which is also great. Unfortunately my murder mystery character has a goatee, so I'm gonna have to forwarn my date like "I swear I don't usually have a goatee, I'm just doing this for the bit"
For a long while I'd been thinking of moving on to nebido when I eventually saw the gic, but now the appointment is in the diary I'm realising I definitely want to stay on sustanon. Like sure I gotta do it every 4 weeks instead of 12, but I'm the one in control
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
For a long while I'd been thinking of moving on to nebido when I eventually saw the gic, but now the appointment is in the diary I'm realising I definitely want to stay on sustanon. Like sure I gotta do it every 4 weeks instead of 12, but I'm the one in control
Phones should have a "I'm waiting on an important phonecall" mode you can turn on and it'll turn the ringtone and vibrate to max and also give you a powerful electric shock once a second while it's ringing
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Phones should have a "I'm waiting on an important phonecall" mode you can turn on and it'll turn the ringtone and vibrate to max and also give you a powerful electric shock once a second while it's ringing
Last year it was light therapy, the year before it was vitamin D supplements, but this year I'm going to cure my seasonal depression with the power of zelda twilight princess
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Last year it was light therapy, the year before it was vitamin D supplements, but this year I'm going to cure my seasonal depression with the power of zelda twilight princess
Oh yeah the slutty Umbreon outfit arrived lmao, got my fit sorted for the furry rave
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh yeah the slutty Umbreon outfit arrived lmao, got my fit sorted for the furry rave
People ask me how my calves are so strong and look so good and the answer is very simple: you just gotta have tendons and ligaments that don't work properly, mixed with stabilising muscles that don't activate, and complete the look by having your calves constantly do twice the work they're meant to
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
People ask me how my calves are so strong and look so good and the answer is very simple: you just gotta have tendons and ligaments that don't work properly, mixed with stabilising muscles that don't activate, and complete the look by having your calves constantly do twice the work they're meant to
Okay so homemade sauerkraut is infinitely cheaper than probiotic supplements but, like with probiotic supplements, the only difference I can be sure it's making is wow my guts are having an interesting time
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Okay so homemade sauerkraut is infinitely cheaper than probiotic supplements but, like with probiotic supplements, the only difference I can be sure it's making is wow my guts are having an interesting time
Okay so you hate shaving and you decide to get laser so you don't have to deal with shaving anymore but then they tell you you gotta shave super well every time you have a laser session?? Messed up??
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Okay so you hate shaving and you decide to get laser so you don't have to deal with shaving anymore but then they tell you you gotta shave super well every time you have a laser session?? Messed up??
Okay completely possible this is a coincidence, but since at least semi regularly incorporating a 10 minute meditation into my bedtime routine, my digestive/IBS symptoms have calmed down a fair amount? The other benefits are too nebulous and vague to pin down but it's nice my bowels have chilled out
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Okay completely possible this is a coincidence, but since at least semi regularly incorporating a 10 minute meditation into my bedtime routine, my digestive/IBS symptoms have calmed down a fair amount? The other benefits are too nebulous and vague to pin down but it's nice my bowels have chilled out
Find a pigeon,
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Find a pigeon,
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck
Pick it up,
All day long,
You'll have good luck