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Bristol, guitars, games and noodles.
What if Johnny Cash didn’t cover NIN’s Hurt for American IV but instead covered Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit?
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
New Years resolution for everyone. Retire using "cooked" for absolutely everything. It's done its time now, let it just be for food again.
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Listening to Down on the Upside and Soundgarden were just so dialled in. It’s incredible. It’s only because it followed Superunknown that it met with mixed reviews. If it followed Badmotorfinger, it would have been glowing across the board.
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I ordered a new monitor off Amazon and it said it was arriving Sunday. As my CC had t been charged I check the email and it says arriving Sunday…

11 January 2026.

WTF? Did I totally misread that when I hiy buy?

I tidied my desk and everything.
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I've got a trial sub to OS Maps and looks at route in the Bristol area, on the first page is this route by My Black Dog, and it's a route from Clifton Suspension Bridge to Beachy Head...

Both suicide hotspots...
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I know I've said this before, but honestly, every photo I see of Wes Streeting, he has the look of a man who just spotted someone in the pub that he owes twenty quid.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I know going to see Counting Crows is desperately uncool but not as uncool as the guy up in the circle of the Manchester gig tonight that was so fucking hammered and belligerent that security removed him.

Kicked out of a counting crows gig.

Fuck me, that’s sad.
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
He sacrifices the ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Trying to turn this rut into a deep groove.
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
and he sacrifices THE ROOOOOOOOOK! @gothamchess.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Well, that didn't take long...

Thing that was presented as a real risk of omnipresent online ID verification rolled out by the UK government with the Online Safety Act gets the speedrun treatment by hacker eyeing a juicy prize.

lol lmao
October 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This seems all very normal and cool.

#imgur #internetsafetyact #uk
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
cuck decuckment
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Kudos to the F1rst Lady who is white knuckling the shovel until she hits pay dirt.
September 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Rambo’s knife was the OG EDC.
September 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ah yes, ID cards, the Labour panacea.
September 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I love how the Japanese ambassador to the UK is fully integrated, hanging out with chaps called Andy and smashing full pints.
September 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Are people still getting Radiohead code confirmation emails? Haven't received anything yet.
a man in a hat stands in front of a lake with the words well there goes that dream below him
ALT: a man in a hat stands in front of a lake with the words well there goes that dream below him
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September 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Listening to a lot of emergency pods today.
September 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ohio by CSNY feeling pretty relevant again.
September 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I would like to be able to lose two stone very easily as feeling very out of shape.

I would also like to be able to eat 5-8 bags of crisps a day.
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Wes Streeting wants the police to focus on “policing street and not tweets” only weeks after police heavy handedly policed peaceful octogenarian protesters in central London of holding homemade sign (analog tweets).

Unequivocal hypocrisy.
September 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Me as a child in the Tower of London looking at the exhibited medieval torture devices unable to comprehend the horror of their implementation.

Me as an adult in 21st century Britain looking at the same instruments of torture.

“Doesn’t seem like a bad way to go.”
i am gunning for world's number one UK hater, but not because of the food! it's more to do with the inescapable sentiment that the sole purpose of life is misery
September 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Chat, it finally happened.

A colleague asked me if I’d be interested in starting a podcast with him.
August 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM