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Like how he adds "President of the United States" as if he's reassuring himself.
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What business would put up with customers like that?
December 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
How many statues of Richard Nixon do we have? How many buildings, institutes, policies are named for Nixon?

And unlike Trump, Nixon actually did a lot of good things for our country. In ten years, you won't find a single American who admits to voting for him. Like post WW2 Hitler.
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Trump and Kennedy will be a great team in the future? We need to get them together then.
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
How much for a penis extension? Maybe we could pay for the trans surgeries that way.
December 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yes, it's going to be 600, 700, 1000% better.
December 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Guess running a big organization isn't as much fun as bitching about it on a podcast.
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My first VHS player cost $500. For real.
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Well, it would make him look like he recognizes that people with disabilities actually exist.
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
How about a bingo card?
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
90% of US tax payers take the standard deduction. This will only help already-doing-well people.
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Where can we get one?
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If you've never passed out in a dingy restroom next to the toilet, raise your hand.

Yeah, that's what I thought...
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sleepy Don.
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Well, yes of course, I've been driving my Lexus for just 3 days, and I'm starting to see why people prefer these over basic Toyotas.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Should note this is based on percentage, not actual area. Kinda misleading.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
No, why is this a problem? McDonalds has over 2,000,000 employees. You could strip his $18M salary and give every employee $9.00.

The problem is no living wages, not CEO pay.
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Wood chipper...
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
And wood-chipper turkey.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We already have a name for Trump Republicans.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What could be more American than a pair of blue jeans?
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Or theyre losing their hair.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Name 'em. Who are the GOP vets?
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Aside from Ted Nugent, who else?
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What do those GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS say about blowing up boats in international waters?
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM