𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐑.
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ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ʷᵒʳᵏ. . .
ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃⁱⁿ!
ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃⁱⁿ!
Pinned
"Whoops, have fun captain!"
And he just. . GOES TO GET ANOTHER??
And he just. . GOES TO GET ANOTHER??
" ah — mark !"
she's moving as soon as she realizes , trying to clean up what she can before it's too much of a mess .
she's moving as soon as she realizes , trying to clean up what she can before it's too much of a mess .
Then. .
he fucking spills it. C'MON MARK!
he fucking spills it. C'MON MARK!
February 15, 2026 at 9:18 AM
"Whoops, have fun captain!"
And he just. . GOES TO GET ANOTHER??
And he just. . GOES TO GET ANOTHER??
Then. .
he fucking spills it. C'MON MARK!
he fucking spills it. C'MON MARK!
incredible display of restraint .
clary is too focused on the logs at the moment anyways .
clary is too focused on the logs at the moment anyways .
And then. . get this. .
he. .
DOESN'T SPILL IT YET!
Wait what.
he. .
DOESN'T SPILL IT YET!
Wait what.
February 15, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Then. .
he fucking spills it. C'MON MARK!
he fucking spills it. C'MON MARK!
"GULP.."
" i'm still here ."
"Will do captain!"
He slowly turns around, to not look at her.
Before then saying OUT LOUD. .
"That was a close one."
He slowly turns around, to not look at her.
Before then saying OUT LOUD. .
"That was a close one."
February 15, 2026 at 9:15 AM
"GULP.."
And then. . get this. .
he. .
DOESN'T SPILL IT YET!
Wait what.
he. .
DOESN'T SPILL IT YET!
Wait what.
what a terrible shame that would be .
she sets everything back where it belongs before looking for her logs .
she sets everything back where it belongs before looking for her logs .
"Of course, captain!"
He grabs his coffee, walking back over and taking one small sip. Sure hope he doesn't spill in the next response I make!
He grabs his coffee, walking back over and taking one small sip. Sure hope he doesn't spill in the next response I make!
February 15, 2026 at 9:14 AM
And then. . get this. .
he. .
DOESN'T SPILL IT YET!
Wait what.
he. .
DOESN'T SPILL IT YET!
Wait what.
"Will do captain!"
He slowly turns around, to not look at her.
Before then saying OUT LOUD. .
"That was a close one."
He slowly turns around, to not look at her.
Before then saying OUT LOUD. .
"That was a close one."
clary watches him for a moment , head tilting to the side . but , if he doesn't want to continue the conversation , that's fine too .
" alright . tell me if anything changes ."
" alright . tell me if anything changes ."
. . .
". .no. ."
He tried to sneakily walk away. . right in front of her might I add.
". .no. ."
He tried to sneakily walk away. . right in front of her might I add.
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 AM
"Will do captain!"
He slowly turns around, to not look at her.
Before then saying OUT LOUD. .
"That was a close one."
He slowly turns around, to not look at her.
Before then saying OUT LOUD. .
"That was a close one."
"Of course, captain!"
He grabs his coffee, walking back over and taking one small sip. Sure hope he doesn't spill in the next response I make!
He grabs his coffee, walking back over and taking one small sip. Sure hope he doesn't spill in the next response I make!
uh — goodness . . .
" relax , mark ."
she picks up what was knocked over . at least he's feeling better , she supposes .
" relax , mark ."
she picks up what was knocked over . at least he's feeling better , she supposes .
He instantly rushes to get his coffee. . knocking over important stuff for the captain. .
MARK!!
MARK!!
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 AM
"Of course, captain!"
He grabs his coffee, walking back over and taking one small sip. Sure hope he doesn't spill in the next response I make!
He grabs his coffee, walking back over and taking one small sip. Sure hope he doesn't spill in the next response I make!
. . .
". .no. ."
He tried to sneakily walk away. . right in front of her might I add.
". .no. ."
He tried to sneakily walk away. . right in front of her might I add.
" is there a different problem , then ?"
still not convinced .
still not convinced .
"What? No of course not captain! You're not a bitch at all!"
Okay well damn Mark.
Okay well damn Mark.
February 15, 2026 at 9:09 AM
. . .
". .no. ."
He tried to sneakily walk away. . right in front of her might I add.
". .no. ."
He tried to sneakily walk away. . right in front of her might I add.
He instantly rushes to get his coffee. . knocking over important stuff for the captain. .
MARK!!
MARK!!
and decide she shall . for now , she lets go of him so she can focus on what she's looking at .
and so he can get his coffee .
and so he can get his coffee .
"Still not sure what caused all this stuff to go wrong. ."
"But hey, that's for you to decide, captain!"
"But hey, that's for you to decide, captain!"
February 15, 2026 at 9:09 AM
He instantly rushes to get his coffee. . knocking over important stuff for the captain. .
MARK!!
MARK!!
"What? No of course not captain! You're not a bitch at all!"
Okay well damn Mark.
Okay well damn Mark.
there's a slight frown .
" am i being too harsh ? you can let me know if i'm being a bitch , you know ."
she doesn't want him to be nervous around her !
" am i being too harsh ? you can let me know if i'm being a bitch , you know ."
she doesn't want him to be nervous around her !
A yelp, as he jumps, bouncing into things.
"NOTHING CAPTAIN!"
"NOTHING CAPTAIN!"
February 15, 2026 at 9:04 AM
"What? No of course not captain! You're not a bitch at all!"
Okay well damn Mark.
Okay well damn Mark.
"Still not sure what caused all this stuff to go wrong. ."
"But hey, that's for you to decide, captain!"
"But hey, that's for you to decide, captain!"
she laughs a fair bit with that .
" credit earned ."
next time , he'll get better help , at least .
" credit earned ."
next time , he'll get better help , at least .
He sighs.
"Thank you captain. Although you did kind of force me to do those things. But hey, I'll still take the credit."
A grin on his face now.
"Thank you captain. Although you did kind of force me to do those things. But hey, I'll still take the credit."
A grin on his face now.
February 15, 2026 at 9:04 AM
"Still not sure what caused all this stuff to go wrong. ."
"But hey, that's for you to decide, captain!"
"But hey, that's for you to decide, captain!"
A yelp, as he jumps, bouncing into things.
"NOTHING CAPTAIN!"
"NOTHING CAPTAIN!"
" . . . kinda what ?"
surprise ! clary's right behind him .
surprise ! clary's right behind him .
"Why is the captain kinda. ."
MARK???
MARK???
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 AM
A yelp, as he jumps, bouncing into things.
"NOTHING CAPTAIN!"
"NOTHING CAPTAIN!"
He sighs.
"Thank you captain. Although you did kind of force me to do those things. But hey, I'll still take the credit."
A grin on his face now.
"Thank you captain. Although you did kind of force me to do those things. But hey, I'll still take the credit."
A grin on his face now.
" it was very brave of you . probably saved us with those heroics ."
she reaches up and plucks one of the icicles off , tossing it to the side .
" we'll get this looked at and then you can take all the time you need ."
she reaches up and plucks one of the icicles off , tossing it to the side .
" we'll get this looked at and then you can take all the time you need ."
He gives a half hearted nob.
"Getting thrown around by everything, shot by lasers, and going into a room that almost froze me to death. . average Tuesday."
It does act like a substitute as the fucking icicles fall from his face.
"Getting thrown around by everything, shot by lasers, and going into a room that almost froze me to death. . average Tuesday."
It does act like a substitute as the fucking icicles fall from his face.
February 15, 2026 at 9:01 AM
He sighs.
"Thank you captain. Although you did kind of force me to do those things. But hey, I'll still take the credit."
A grin on his face now.
"Thank you captain. Although you did kind of force me to do those things. But hey, I'll still take the credit."
A grin on his face now.
He gives a half hearted nob.
"Getting thrown around by everything, shot by lasers, and going into a room that almost froze me to death. . average Tuesday."
It does act like a substitute as the fucking icicles fall from his face.
"Getting thrown around by everything, shot by lasers, and going into a room that almost froze me to death. . average Tuesday."
It does act like a substitute as the fucking icicles fall from his face.
she offers another smile with that .
" we'll get some coffee while we look at things . sound good ?"
for now , she hopes their closeness will substitute a blanket .
" we'll get some coffee while we look at things . sound good ?"
for now , she hopes their closeness will substitute a blanket .
He manages to get a shaky thumbs up.
"You know what would be nice right now? A warm blanket and some coffee.."
That's so real Mark. So real.
"You know what would be nice right now? A warm blanket and some coffee.."
That's so real Mark. So real.
February 15, 2026 at 8:55 AM
He gives a half hearted nob.
"Getting thrown around by everything, shot by lasers, and going into a room that almost froze me to death. . average Tuesday."
It does act like a substitute as the fucking icicles fall from his face.
"Getting thrown around by everything, shot by lasers, and going into a room that almost froze me to death. . average Tuesday."
It does act like a substitute as the fucking icicles fall from his face.
He manages to get a shaky thumbs up.
"You know what would be nice right now? A warm blanket and some coffee.."
That's so real Mark. So real.
"You know what would be nice right now? A warm blanket and some coffee.."
That's so real Mark. So real.
well , she isn't letting go , at least . hopefully , the logs will give them some proper idea of the malfunction .
" you did good in there , though ."
" you did good in there , though ."
"Let's go. ."
He breathes heavily.
"Let's go look at logs. ."
He stumbles around, clearly holding onto her for DEAR life.
He breathes heavily.
"Let's go look at logs. ."
He stumbles around, clearly holding onto her for DEAR life.
February 15, 2026 at 8:52 AM
He manages to get a shaky thumbs up.
"You know what would be nice right now? A warm blanket and some coffee.."
That's so real Mark. So real.
"You know what would be nice right now? A warm blanket and some coffee.."
That's so real Mark. So real.
"Why is the captain kinda. ."
MARK???
MARK???
February 15, 2026 at 8:46 AM
"Why is the captain kinda. ."
MARK???
MARK???
"Let's go. ."
He breathes heavily.
"Let's go look at logs. ."
He stumbles around, clearly holding onto her for DEAR life.
He breathes heavily.
"Let's go look at logs. ."
He stumbles around, clearly holding onto her for DEAR life.
" i'm sorry !" she is quick to pull him back out , trying to help him warm up at least a little .
" you're just too efficient ." another reassuring smile for him .
maybe that fixed it . . ? and then they can look at logs and get an idea of what went wrong .
" you're just too efficient ." another reassuring smile for him .
maybe that fixed it . . ? and then they can look at logs and get an idea of what went wrong .
-- Alert. Colonist core temperature stabilizing.
The door opens.
"Job's done, captain."
Woohoo, no more warnings!
"We should. . probably get out of this area."
He proceeds to walk. . slowly. .
"LETS GO!"
There's a hanging coat right next to the captain, that Mark could've grabbed.
+
The door opens.
"Job's done, captain."
Woohoo, no more warnings!
"We should. . probably get out of this area."
He proceeds to walk. . slowly. .
"LETS GO!"
There's a hanging coat right next to the captain, that Mark could've grabbed.
+
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 AM
"Let's go. ."
He breathes heavily.
"Let's go look at logs. ."
He stumbles around, clearly holding onto her for DEAR life.
He breathes heavily.
"Let's go look at logs. ."
He stumbles around, clearly holding onto her for DEAR life.
-- Alert. Colonist core temperature stabilizing.
The door opens.
"Job's done, captain."
Woohoo, no more warnings!
"We should. . probably get out of this area."
He proceeds to walk. . slowly. .
"LETS GO!"
There's a hanging coat right next to the captain, that Mark could've grabbed.
+
The door opens.
"Job's done, captain."
Woohoo, no more warnings!
"We should. . probably get out of this area."
He proceeds to walk. . slowly. .
"LETS GO!"
There's a hanging coat right next to the captain, that Mark could've grabbed.
+
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 AM
-- Alert. Colonist core temperature stabilizing.
The door opens.
"Job's done, captain."
Woohoo, no more warnings!
"We should. . probably get out of this area."
He proceeds to walk. . slowly. .
"LETS GO!"
There's a hanging coat right next to the captain, that Mark could've grabbed.
+
The door opens.
"Job's done, captain."
Woohoo, no more warnings!
"We should. . probably get out of this area."
He proceeds to walk. . slowly. .
"LETS GO!"
There's a hanging coat right next to the captain, that Mark could've grabbed.
+
"ME? But I just did the repair thing. So maybe, and I know it's not my place, but maybe you could take a swing at this one. Lead from the front or something like that!"
Sadly not.
"Oh, that's nice. B-b-but, captain? But captain I real-- I really don't wanna do this."
+
Sadly not.
"Oh, that's nice. B-b-but, captain? But captain I real-- I really don't wanna do this."
+
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 AM
"ME? But I just did the repair thing. So maybe, and I know it's not my place, but maybe you could take a swing at this one. Lead from the front or something like that!"
Sadly not.
"Oh, that's nice. B-b-but, captain? But captain I real-- I really don't wanna do this."
+
Sadly not.
"Oh, that's nice. B-b-but, captain? But captain I real-- I really don't wanna do this."
+
"I'm sorry you want me to--"
And in he goes!
oh.
-- Asteroid Defense System online.
The door reopens, he's got a few scars, and his suit is messed up. But he's alive!
"I .. fixed it. .?"
"I guess in an emergency, there's no time to--"
+
And in he goes!
oh.
-- Asteroid Defense System online.
The door reopens, he's got a few scars, and his suit is messed up. But he's alive!
"I .. fixed it. .?"
"I guess in an emergency, there's no time to--"
+
February 15, 2026 at 8:05 AM
"I'm sorry you want me to--"
And in he goes!
oh.
-- Asteroid Defense System online.
The door reopens, he's got a few scars, and his suit is messed up. But he's alive!
"I .. fixed it. .?"
"I guess in an emergency, there's no time to--"
+
And in he goes!
oh.
-- Asteroid Defense System online.
The door reopens, he's got a few scars, and his suit is messed up. But he's alive!
"I .. fixed it. .?"
"I guess in an emergency, there's no time to--"
+
He does calm down slightly.
"We got asteroids hitting the ship, and our guns aren't shooting them down. Thankfully, they're still guns!"
He walks over to the door with the guns that SHOULD be firing at the asteroids.
He rests his other hand on the "sign-in" thing that opens the door.
+
"We got asteroids hitting the ship, and our guns aren't shooting them down. Thankfully, they're still guns!"
He walks over to the door with the guns that SHOULD be firing at the asteroids.
He rests his other hand on the "sign-in" thing that opens the door.
+
February 15, 2026 at 7:18 AM
He does calm down slightly.
"We got asteroids hitting the ship, and our guns aren't shooting them down. Thankfully, they're still guns!"
He walks over to the door with the guns that SHOULD be firing at the asteroids.
He rests his other hand on the "sign-in" thing that opens the door.
+
"We got asteroids hitting the ship, and our guns aren't shooting them down. Thankfully, they're still guns!"
He walks over to the door with the guns that SHOULD be firing at the asteroids.
He rests his other hand on the "sign-in" thing that opens the door.
+
She does it!
Mark is officially saved!
"Um, what's happening?"
The computer notifies them that the life support needs to be fixed.
"I'll get life support!"
He rushes out of the room, idiot.
-- ALERT. OXYGEN LEVELS RISING.
Mark rushes back in, panting.
"Ah captain, there you are!"
+
Mark is officially saved!
"Um, what's happening?"
The computer notifies them that the life support needs to be fixed.
"I'll get life support!"
He rushes out of the room, idiot.
-- ALERT. OXYGEN LEVELS RISING.
Mark rushes back in, panting.
"Ah captain, there you are!"
+
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 AM
She does it!
Mark is officially saved!
"Um, what's happening?"
The computer notifies them that the life support needs to be fixed.
"I'll get life support!"
He rushes out of the room, idiot.
-- ALERT. OXYGEN LEVELS RISING.
Mark rushes back in, panting.
"Ah captain, there you are!"
+
Mark is officially saved!
"Um, what's happening?"
The computer notifies them that the life support needs to be fixed.
"I'll get life support!"
He rushes out of the room, idiot.
-- ALERT. OXYGEN LEVELS RISING.
Mark rushes back in, panting.
"Ah captain, there you are!"
+
After a few minutes, the door suddenly bursts open, sending the captain flying out of the pod, and onto the floor.
Same thing with Mark.
Mark gets up with a grunt.
"What the hell is-"
The window suddenly breaks, sending Mark flying into space.
Before the captain can go out, the window closes.
+
Same thing with Mark.
Mark gets up with a grunt.
"What the hell is-"
The window suddenly breaks, sending Mark flying into space.
Before the captain can go out, the window closes.
+
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
After a few minutes, the door suddenly bursts open, sending the captain flying out of the pod, and onto the floor.
Same thing with Mark.
Mark gets up with a grunt.
"What the hell is-"
The window suddenly breaks, sending Mark flying into space.
Before the captain can go out, the window closes.
+
Same thing with Mark.
Mark gets up with a grunt.
"What the hell is-"
The window suddenly breaks, sending Mark flying into space.
Before the captain can go out, the window closes.
+
Reposted by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐑.
"Oh please captain! You've helped more times than I can count!"
He proceeds to legitimately start counting on his fingers, but get's stuck on the fourth one.
"Pfft, anyways! I know how your speeches can get people riled up."
He glances over at the colonists. His buddies.
+
He proceeds to legitimately start counting on his fingers, but get's stuck on the fourth one.
"Pfft, anyways! I know how your speeches can get people riled up."
He glances over at the colonists. His buddies.
+
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM
"Oh please captain! You've helped more times than I can count!"
He proceeds to legitimately start counting on his fingers, but get's stuck on the fourth one.
"Pfft, anyways! I know how your speeches can get people riled up."
He glances over at the colonists. His buddies.
+
He proceeds to legitimately start counting on his fingers, but get's stuck on the fourth one.
"Pfft, anyways! I know how your speeches can get people riled up."
He glances over at the colonists. His buddies.
+
Reposted by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐑.
"𝚂𝚘, 𝙸 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎."
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 AM
"𝚂𝚘, 𝙸 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎."