real. as harry styles said in that snl sketch, need a real king who can handle

it's truly a different world when you remove sexual attraction from the equation. people always want more when I do not

been there done that. many things have to happen to keep it interesting for me and none of them ever do. you might have similar issues it wouldn't be you it would be the other people

you'll know soon enough

good friend and awesome cat dad with the correct hater opinions

not physically but yeah

I have the same trend it's like the universe does not want me to ever enjoy a holiday

I hope the girlfriend played it too and realized why everyone was like oh yeah typical Dimitri experience

not with that attitude!

I have it saved because it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. I wonder how Dimitri guy is doing

did you take a shot with her?