🧵Hillary Moyer🪡
@headoverhills.bsky.social
chronically online (as long as my toddlers are napping)
I've seen this billboard from a law firm several times now and, like, what actually is the legality behind Santa's many B&Es? If he is hurt as a trespasser because my floors are cluttered, who is at fault?
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I've seen this billboard from a law firm several times now and, like, what actually is the legality behind Santa's many B&Es? If he is hurt as a trespasser because my floors are cluttered, who is at fault?
King Solomon, sweating profusely and near tears: cu- cut Him in hal- I'm sorry, I don't know. I don't know, I can't-
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
King Solomon, sweating profusely and near tears: cu- cut Him in hal- I'm sorry, I don't know. I don't know, I can't-
I've never seen a cleaner brownie batter bowl (which, to be fair, is largely due to my 5yo)
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I've never seen a cleaner brownie batter bowl (which, to be fair, is largely due to my 5yo)
and before I could ask some important questions as a follow-up, I saw this nearby her spot at the table
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
and before I could ask some important questions as a follow-up, I saw this nearby her spot at the table
my 5yo ran up to me, so eager to show me that she's been practicing her writing!
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
my 5yo ran up to me, so eager to show me that she's been practicing her writing!
the illuminati graphic designers are trying to pull a fast one over on us but not me. I can tell this is a butthole.
October 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the illuminati graphic designers are trying to pull a fast one over on us but not me. I can tell this is a butthole.
my mother-in-law mentioned that her fiancé's favorite painting is Klimt's "The Kiss" so I knew what I had to do as a wedding gift
October 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
my mother-in-law mentioned that her fiancé's favorite painting is Klimt's "The Kiss" so I knew what I had to do as a wedding gift
I do have to share this other banger that is unfortunately from Dreher as well because "Would you piss on me, old friend?" is a sentence that I think about approximately once a week.
(Completely unrelated from this whole Pope business, just too funny to not include)
(Completely unrelated from this whole Pope business, just too funny to not include)
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I do have to share this other banger that is unfortunately from Dreher as well because "Would you piss on me, old friend?" is a sentence that I think about approximately once a week.
(Completely unrelated from this whole Pope business, just too funny to not include)
(Completely unrelated from this whole Pope business, just too funny to not include)
September 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sparta, afterwards
September 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sparta, afterwards
why do I take on projects with a due date, this will be the death of me 🙃 there's still so much to do and just over a week to do it!
August 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
why do I take on projects with a due date, this will be the death of me 🙃 there's still so much to do and just over a week to do it!
since the Epstein list discourse (rightfully) isn't going away, I feel like it's probably time to remember that time when Madison Cawthorn was kicked out of the GOP not because of all the reprehensible shit he said but because he was going to snitch on the shady sex stuff his own party was doing
July 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
since the Epstein list discourse (rightfully) isn't going away, I feel like it's probably time to remember that time when Madison Cawthorn was kicked out of the GOP not because of all the reprehensible shit he said but because he was going to snitch on the shady sex stuff his own party was doing
wild how Loomer is just openly saying she wants to murder **all Hispanics**
www.census.gov/newsroom/pre...
www.census.gov/newsroom/pre...
July 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
wild how Loomer is just openly saying she wants to murder **all Hispanics**
www.census.gov/newsroom/pre...
www.census.gov/newsroom/pre...
a tarot reading but it's just telling me what kind of hot toddy the universe thinks I should have
July 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
a tarot reading but it's just telling me what kind of hot toddy the universe thinks I should have
going to see the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra play along to a movie is always my favorite thing ever
June 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
going to see the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra play along to a movie is always my favorite thing ever
ya I'm on the spectrum
June 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
ya I'm on the spectrum
is this anything
June 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
is this anything
one thing I've noticed lately in online discourse is the quickness to jump to calling someone a liar. This reddit comment really cements for me that the definition of "lie" seems to be changing to ignore intent (???), at least online. Has anyone else noticed this?
June 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
one thing I've noticed lately in online discourse is the quickness to jump to calling someone a liar. This reddit comment really cements for me that the definition of "lie" seems to be changing to ignore intent (???), at least online. Has anyone else noticed this?
![A fake image of the United Airlines app pop-up which says:
"Ready to eject Lynda?
This action cannot be undone. Flight attendants will eject Lynda from the plane mid-flight. Don't worry, your arrival time will not be impacted.
[Eject Lynda - $2703.50]
Lynda will be able to counter your ejection bid. View Terms."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjcan52ekbu5x3cipnhfbq45/bafkreiancko2nwwgzti2sapjnkmoejg27shezsok4qgmkqqlu5cmylvmxa@jpeg)
You're laughing. A racist was just cucked by the biggest fucking loser alive, and you're laughing.
May 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You're laughing. A racist was just cucked by the biggest fucking loser alive, and you're laughing.
"alright everyone, it's time to name this creature, any suggestions?"
"what about their hump?"
"they can go a long time without drinking water?"
"WHAT ABOUT THE WAY THEY JIZZ?"
"what about their hump?"
"they can go a long time without drinking water?"
"WHAT ABOUT THE WAY THEY JIZZ?"
May 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"alright everyone, it's time to name this creature, any suggestions?"
"what about their hump?"
"they can go a long time without drinking water?"
"WHAT ABOUT THE WAY THEY JIZZ?"
"what about their hump?"
"they can go a long time without drinking water?"
"WHAT ABOUT THE WAY THEY JIZZ?"
if I really hated myself I'd go around collecting comments about the new Pope for a "Who Said It, Reformed or Trad Catholic" game because some of them seem damn near indistinguishable
![A reddit comment saying "White washed tombs filled with dead men's bones. It's very easy to put on a well respected papal for to appease the masses all while evil is being plotted behind closed doors. You will know them by their fruits, snakes and weasels are running the vatican [sic]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjcan52ekbu5x3cipnhfbq45/bafkreiadhqrk4vhtpp6thbxtfp645iifx55555q4c5nxcoqgzs6pn6fsky@jpeg)
May 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
if I really hated myself I'd go around collecting comments about the new Pope for a "Who Said It, Reformed or Trad Catholic" game because some of them seem damn near indistinguishable