I haven’t done opiates in 102 days, life sucks, I love myself.

Today so far I’ve had a tire blow on 205, not had a single person I’ve asked for support follow through. I feel like I’m having another heart attack.

I need a background check ran can you help?

I recently googled why my mouth gets itchy when I eat kiwis. apparently I’m allergic and now I wonder if I can give myself anaphylaxis by eating the remaining four on the counter.

The first time I saw my husband with out his shirt on, probably three years ago I thought “huh” why is everything so saggy? then founds out he was almost forty, he used to be chubby and now his boob is my favorite thing to play with like a stress ball. I now understand men’s boob fixation.

When my husband explains allistic behaviors to me.

Look mom I’m a domestic terrorist

Something, something I despise the property manager.

I’m awake before 2pm and I’ve made breakfast, AND did the dishes. I think I’m out of my big sad.