John
@healathan.bsky.social
I played Breath of the Wild on the Wii U. Yes everything you think about me based on that one fact is probably correct. He/Him
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John
@healathan.bsky.social
· Jan 31
It's January 31st so here’s all the games I played long enough to have an opinion about during this month ranked.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ryunosuke Naruhodo!
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ryunosuke Naruhodo!
This might be the greatest game of all time
January 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
This might be the greatest game of all time
Put in my meals into a nutrition tracker and I am NEVER getting scurvy
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Put in my meals into a nutrition tracker and I am NEVER getting scurvy
Crime wasn't up but they shoun’t be allowed to do that again
I WAS RIGHT, LIBERALS!!!!
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Crime wasn't up but they shoun’t be allowed to do that again
They really dropped this one fast
BREAKING: Speaker of the House announces Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 AM
They really dropped this one fast
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Over the past few months China has regularly condemned America’s military deployment near Venezuela.
But aside from strong words, what did it do for Nicolás Maduro at his time of need?
But aside from strong words, what did it do for Nicolás Maduro at his time of need?
America’s raid on Venezuela reveals the limits of China’s reach
It is not a template for Taiwan but a reality check on China’s global power
econ.st
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Life comes at you fast
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Life comes at you fast
There’s a sliding scale of movie fun facts between “This guy improved this funny line” and “We made this guy think he was going to fucking die”
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 AM
There’s a sliding scale of movie fun facts between “This guy improved this funny line” and “We made this guy think he was going to fucking die”
Me showing a chart that shows it it took people faster to adopt Mario Odyssey than adopt then adopt the Nintendo Switch.
In 2025, AI became pervasive in American life and the economy, with ChatGPT surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory. @nytopinion.nytimes.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Me showing a chart that shows it it took people faster to adopt Mario Odyssey than adopt then adopt the Nintendo Switch.
Me activating every brain cell to try and find the message that will resonate with the average American, “billionaires good”, yeah that will do it.
The perfect Yglesias post: declaring “billionaires are good, actually,” as if it was some bold, counterintuitive take.
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Me activating every brain cell to try and find the message that will resonate with the average American, “billionaires good”, yeah that will do it.
Got put on Palworld misinformation spreader blocklist because I made a joke that Nintendo blocked Palworld from being at the Game Awards.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Got put on Palworld misinformation spreader blocklist because I made a joke that Nintendo blocked Palworld from being at the Game Awards.
When you play Street Fighter 6 you must accept that things that should hit won’t or else you will go insane.
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
When you play Street Fighter 6 you must accept that things that should hit won’t or else you will go insane.
“Season 1”
‘One Piece’ Season 1 has officially ended after 26 years and 1,156 episodes.
The show will now enter a seasonal format starting on April 5th.
The show will now enter a seasonal format starting on April 5th.
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Season 1”
Sometimes you find the secret code that breaks people’s brains.
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sometimes you find the secret code that breaks people’s brains.
Fionna and Cake good, if they get greenlit for a third season it seems like it would probably be PB/Marceline focused I think?
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fionna and Cake good, if they get greenlit for a third season it seems like it would probably be PB/Marceline focused I think?
I’m like pretty sure that’s not even possible so like what are we doing here.
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I’m like pretty sure that’s not even possible so like what are we doing here.
This post should have ended with Johnny needy drinky
Accidentally deflated my car tire, broke my glasses, and then spent 15 minutes with customer service to resolve a one minute issue, then opened BlueSky to see Donald Trump groping Bill Clinton so today’s going great!
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
This post should have ended with Johnny needy drinky
Almost Ace Attorney 7 any day now. It's almost Ace Attorney 7 day. Any day now. Ace Attorney 7.
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Almost Ace Attorney 7 any day now. It's almost Ace Attorney 7 day. Any day now. Ace Attorney 7.
The real thing problem with gaming right now is that no developers are sociopathic enough anymore to have you dodge frame perfect lightning strikes 200 times in a row to get one character’s ultimate weapon.
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The real thing problem with gaming right now is that no developers are sociopathic enough anymore to have you dodge frame perfect lightning strikes 200 times in a row to get one character’s ultimate weapon.
Not exactly “a median voter” here but still.
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not exactly “a median voter” here but still.
Fern is a character that I never feel like I have the right emotions for. It’s mostly existential dread though I think. A lot of existential dread.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Fern is a character that I never feel like I have the right emotions for. It’s mostly existential dread though I think. A lot of existential dread.