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Official Gov Description: Flight challenged colony of biracial nudists SIGN to protect Island’s Marine Reserve https://wwf.org.au/get-involved/an-antarctic-safe-haven/

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 2d

St. Catherine st, Montreal

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 4d

That’s not a real frog

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 4d

About an administrations worth

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 4d

Kristi Noem can use our bathroom facilities anytime she likes. We have an open stall, just up the ridge line, take a left into the volcano.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 7d

That’s fair, thanks for the info. Hopefully at the very least those orgs would reach out to formally complain their positions are being misconstrued in a partisan way which does not reflect their actual statements. Unless the “checks website”… National Chicken Council… agrees with the statement

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 7d

Serious question, can these organizations sue the Gov for misrepresentation and defamation? @muellershewrote.com

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 8d

It’s also on the WH website at the top

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 8d

Also look at the WH banner page

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 8d

It’s also at the top of the WH page

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 8d

What is happening over there??

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 14d

Inspirational, see our latest ❤️🐧

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 14d

PRESS STATEMENT: Simply unacceptable behavior by the UN, stopping this escalator while PM Tuxley II stepped onto it aside his wife, Lady Beakatrice.

We will tariff & fire anyone who dares suggest these ramps never move, and we will SUE the lunatics who almost broke Lady B’s angelic features.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 18d

While we support the freedom to use TikTok, we don’t feel USA will use data any more responsibly than China. Therefore, we are giving traveling Terns and Skuas complimentary access to ICE-Blok, our new dual feature social media and anti-Gestapo app.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 21d

💫💫🥇

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 21d

Gross

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 21d

We firmly believe firing comedians is not a sign of a healthy democracy. In some countries, they even elect them to defend against ambitious fascists. — PM Tuxley II

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 21d

Oh but he already has.

3I/ATLAS Fan Account @bigstape.bsky.social · 21d

Odds that Trump will declare war on a bird?

Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 21d

Countries that declared war on birds… and lost.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 22d

We get it now! USA is playing a kind of “Opposite Day” this week to confuse its opponents. ie:

Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who badmouths him will be fired.

The frivolous lawsuits and weaponization of the fbi still needs to stop, right after we sue NYT and raid Chicago, et al

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 27d

Our very immature leaders want to vote for the tufted titmouse and blue footed booby.

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · Sep 8

Doh! That’s what we meant but the ship has sailed and so has the edit function that doesn’t exist

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · Sep 8

Sorry we have been off the grid lately, been searching for food.

It seems the US is renaming things to the US Supremicist Court and the Department of War? Interesting developments, we will keep an eye on how this impacts us.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · Aug 28

Dive dive dive!

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · Aug 27

On official Government business abroad, and we were pleased to see that @hiltonhonors.bsky.social saves a special place for insects such as this Carolina Mantis

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · Aug 24

We love leusistics equally ❤️

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · Aug 23

No, that’s the cool part

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