only if you return the favour
we can share tips after sharing tips yknow

i think im strange
but its working so i cant complainge

hi you called?

i read the first half and thought it was setup for a lesbian joke amd got excited but aw man that's terrible im so sorry for you 🫂
shit your parents do and say really early on can fuck you up immensely so im glad i learned to treat mine like they barely existed from a young age, they were terrible

this has to be the best thread on this website i think
absolute rollercoaster
"idk genitals taste nice"
"I will now break down fundamental flaws with society and then follow that up with some of the best life advice you've ever heard."
"hhehe eheheh h boobies hehe"

the brainwashing device in it worked 🥀

bestie, pal, twin even... we're old

i can see him

me when i hypnotise someone to forget they were already into hypno and make them feel like they want to get into it

ok pretend i reversed the gif and it puts the lid back on

one half of my brain saying this and the other half going "i don car im playing blaybloo :3"

oh boy do we want the unplayable dogshit(code flavour) or unplayable dogshit(filesize flavour)

i was going to because i know the work culture at most big companies is absolute swamp ass, but then i read the followup replies and went "ohhhhkay nevermind."
Im so sorry this all happened to you 🫂

And then on the opposite spectrum I'll hear a SINGLE word from a background character and go PATRICK SEITZ JUMPSCARE OH MY GOD

unexpected real as fuck post from uncut femmes