e out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times. turns to the audience and say in 1930’s new york accent “hot mama, now that’s a dame!”

ut, slams fists on table, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair, i tak

auuuugaa! honka honka! whoa mama! hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out accompanied by trumpets arooooooooga! jaw drops, tongue rolls out, woof woof woof, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows o

BONK 🪠

@gaiaonline.bsky.social virida apple has convinced me to spend not 1 not 2 but 3 gazillion dollars on your massive (in the moistcritikal way not in the caseoh way) online game. fuck everskies gaiaonline is where the cool kids at. you should totally be a sponsor. that would be totally epic.

what bowie emoji ? 🟠

you also dab on other people’s girlfriends you fucking home wrecker i’m exposing you as we speak

period

LETS FUCKING GO LESBIAAAANNNNSSSSS

red velvet >>>>>>>>> wit cream cheese >>>>>>>> 🤤🤤

YOU GOT THIS BITCH 🔥

WHO IS THIS DIVAA ⁉️

HELL YEAHHHHHH

clearly those losers fell asleep first at the sleepover 😏