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Heath
@heathisme.bsky.social
Just a nerdy small business owner doing gay stuff and thinking about what's for dinner! 🏳️‍🌈
So she sucks at swimming AND sucks at taking pictures!
That's the face of someone who has never known happiness before!
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The Riley Gaines effect.
They think if they say horrible shit they can grift the smoothe brained MAGA out of their money.
And it works every time!
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you threaten to sue someone because they called you a closeted gay, you're 100% a closeted gay.

But I enjoy watching the MAGA girls fight so bring out Judge Judy and grab some popcorn!
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December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How are we supposed to trust someone to run the FBI who literally can't look anyone straight in the eyes?!
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Hey guys get ready with me while I'm about to get assassinated and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel and hit that bell notification to know exactly when my next video hits called "My Funeral...Did the Jews do this or was it Karma?!"
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That's a big fucking no!
That creature helped set the fucking tent on fire so she can go down burning with the rest of the Nazi MAGAts!
Fuck her and anyone else who voted for these braindead fucks!
Stop with the kumbaya bullshit and call these assholes out for what they are!
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
For what? Being creepy af?!
Pretty sure he's the real life Pennywise!
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Hand and mouth stuff still equals gay!
Unless you say no homo before AND after!
Lindsey Graham has been living off that loophole for decades!
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
You know damn well she can't actually read the writing on the wall!
I think "she tries to sound out the writing on the wall" is more appropriate!
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lindsey Graham read those emails and said
a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute .
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh no...it must feel terrible to not feel safe in the country you love! Bless her cold dead heart!
I hope nothing but the worst for her!
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
HER👏🏼FACE👏🏼ISN'T👏🏼REAL👏🏼

She told her plastic surgeon "You know the Crimson Chin from fairly oddparents? I want 3 of those side by said!"
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Which speech from a former First Lady did she plagiarize this time?
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
For many it's easier to just be told what to think and move on.
As a gay in the south, I've been told to not be "too gay" and it's easier to just conform to what makes the straights comfortable.
It ain't my job to make anyone comfortable!
And to the "gays for trump" crowd...fuck you!
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
She is the female Adam Driver.
Can't act worth shit but bc they are attractive (he's not but middle aged women love him) people think they can act!
Stop putting people in movies just bc they have big boobs and find real actors!
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I'm so glad hardcore maga folks are finally seeing the truth.

With that said, I wish, from the bottom of my soul, nothing but the worst for them.

I hope they suffer every day knowing the pain they put millions of Americans through!

Fuck every single person who ever voted for Trump!
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ever seen those videos of people with hyper realistic silicone masks?
They look more human than her!
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
That's literally exactly what they voted for!
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
He doesn't watch TV....unless it's porn with his son!
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Idk why people are annoyed that he always says he "didn't watch it" when asked about something trump said in an interview.
It's a known fact that the only thing Mike Johnson watches on TV is porn with his son!
Duh!
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Damn Popeye really ate with that one!
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM