Want to top someone but there’s nobody both available and with mutual interest so instead I guess I’ll listen to sad music and do laundry instead

OH THANK GOD

Every time I get Maximum Hard it hurts like a motherfucker after but it’s worth it

As I get stronger the idea of carrying around a smaller girl and doing everything she tells me gets more and more appealing

need a girl's hands on me (to massage my aches away) (but also in the sexy awooga sense)