Evan :)
@heavenevan.bsky.social
Browsing among the lilies and tending to the sycamore groves
When I was in middle school, my male peers would object to gay boys sharing their locker rooms and bathrooms. It was juvenile disgust disguised with the language of "self-defense." It appears many adults haven't graduated from this way of "reasoning."
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 AM
When I was in middle school, my male peers would object to gay boys sharing their locker rooms and bathrooms. It was juvenile disgust disguised with the language of "self-defense." It appears many adults haven't graduated from this way of "reasoning."
saw a tw**t so braindead that i had to open this app
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
saw a tw**t so braindead that i had to open this app
christians who are like "an unplanned pregnancy saved the world" fail to realize that it was arguably the most planned pregnancy in all of human history.
November 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
christians who are like "an unplanned pregnancy saved the world" fail to realize that it was arguably the most planned pregnancy in all of human history.
the "jingle bells" variant where robin lays an egg is a perfect example of how children are being indoctrinated with mpreg fantasies
November 12, 2024 at 9:30 PM
the "jingle bells" variant where robin lays an egg is a perfect example of how children are being indoctrinated with mpreg fantasies
Tripped over a skunk on my evening run
December 11, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Tripped over a skunk on my evening run
Met a lady at church named Virginia Concepción
December 10, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Met a lady at church named Virginia Concepción
Feeling particularly skibidi this fine Sunday morning
December 10, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Feeling particularly skibidi this fine Sunday morning
need to get back into reading warrior cats
September 23, 2023 at 4:27 PM
need to get back into reading warrior cats
there’s a lady at church who keeps track of every haircut I get on her calendar
September 22, 2023 at 4:27 PM
there’s a lady at church who keeps track of every haircut I get on her calendar
Okay but did Aristotle ever consider that God is the plastic bag that holds all other plastic bags? The unbagged bagger?
September 21, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Okay but did Aristotle ever consider that God is the plastic bag that holds all other plastic bags? The unbagged bagger?
okay who disordered me desires 😡😤
August 5, 2023 at 3:01 PM
okay who disordered me desires 😡😤
he’s looking at me with his evil little man stare
July 27, 2023 at 9:52 PM
he’s looking at me with his evil little man stare
tunak tunak tun stuck in my head
July 6, 2023 at 3:29 PM
tunak tunak tun stuck in my head
i would travel land and sea to find pancake mix and maple syrup for you
July 6, 2023 at 12:10 PM
i would travel land and sea to find pancake mix and maple syrup for you
experiencing tmi cramps in tmi places
July 3, 2023 at 11:23 PM
experiencing tmi cramps in tmi places
first date in a liminal space
July 2, 2023 at 8:41 PM
first date in a liminal space
had a dream I was pregnant should I get pregnant any volunteers
July 2, 2023 at 2:44 PM
had a dream I was pregnant should I get pregnant any volunteers
I want to sprint through the streets at midnight singing at the top of my lungs with no inhibitions or repercussions is that too much to ask
July 2, 2023 at 8:37 AM
I want to sprint through the streets at midnight singing at the top of my lungs with no inhibitions or repercussions is that too much to ask
I chose Old Testament bc the vibes of OT people tend to be better than the vibes of NT people
July 2, 2023 at 5:19 AM
I chose Old Testament bc the vibes of OT people tend to be better than the vibes of NT people
hoping that I get this apartment so I can have people over and cook pasta for them
July 2, 2023 at 4:45 AM
hoping that I get this apartment so I can have people over and cook pasta for them
maybe god doesn’t answer my prayers because [rate limit exceeded]
July 2, 2023 at 1:16 AM
maybe god doesn’t answer my prayers because [rate limit exceeded]
I’m a woman pooping on TV
July 1, 2023 at 9:37 PM
I’m a woman pooping on TV