solomon.
@heavenlyinyou.bsky.social
( parody account ). retired grand caster: solomon, king of magecraft.
please dm me for any damages i may have accidentally caused to you ( not applicable: therapy ).
✒: mari
please dm me for any damages i may have accidentally caused to you ( not applicable: therapy ).
✒: mari
Reposted by solomon.
𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐓𝐡𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐬
ıllıllı 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧 ıllıllı
𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖜 ⬇️⬇️
ıllıllı 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧 ıllıllı
𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖜 ⬇️⬇️
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐓𝐡𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐬
ıllıllı 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧 ıllıllı
𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖜 ⬇️⬇️
ıllıllı 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧 ıllıllı
𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖜 ⬇️⬇️
|| like my posts enough times and if i have an idea i will
mwah mwah mwah.
mwah mwah mwah.
January 18, 2026 at 10:53 AM
|| like my posts enough times and if i have an idea i will
mwah mwah mwah.
mwah mwah mwah.
( @witchcocolia.bsky.social )
This forest is one of the last vestiges of a world undefiled by modern man. Fairies still cause mischief every now and then; foolish travelers may find themselves lost in its labyrinthian woods.
You look across the pond.
Who do you see?
This forest is one of the last vestiges of a world undefiled by modern man. Fairies still cause mischief every now and then; foolish travelers may find themselves lost in its labyrinthian woods.
You look across the pond.
Who do you see?
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 AM
( @witchcocolia.bsky.social )
This forest is one of the last vestiges of a world undefiled by modern man. Fairies still cause mischief every now and then; foolish travelers may find themselves lost in its labyrinthian woods.
You look across the pond.
Who do you see?
This forest is one of the last vestiges of a world undefiled by modern man. Fairies still cause mischief every now and then; foolish travelers may find themselves lost in its labyrinthian woods.
You look across the pond.
Who do you see?
The Doctor from across the universe.
"You can't remember anything.
At first, you can't feel anything. Things gradually start to feel familiar...
But in the end, you can't remember anything important."
"You can't remember anything.
At first, you can't feel anything. Things gradually start to feel familiar...
But in the end, you can't remember anything important."
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
The Doctor from across the universe.
"You can't remember anything.
At first, you can't feel anything. Things gradually start to feel familiar...
But in the end, you can't remember anything important."
"You can't remember anything.
At first, you can't feel anything. Things gradually start to feel familiar...
But in the end, you can't remember anything important."
( dropping a $20 in the Magi Mari stream )
I love supporting my unemployed friend in eternal house arrest.
I love supporting my unemployed friend in eternal house arrest.
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
( dropping a $20 in the Magi Mari stream )
I love supporting my unemployed friend in eternal house arrest.
I love supporting my unemployed friend in eternal house arrest.
How much are we talking.
( opens his wallet at a bad angle and a bunch of jewels, gold coins, bottle caps, rolls of green cash, shells, interstellar credits, and more fall out of it )
oh, great. I forgot to pay the pocket dimension subscription to manage all this, huh...
( opens his wallet at a bad angle and a bunch of jewels, gold coins, bottle caps, rolls of green cash, shells, interstellar credits, and more fall out of it )
oh, great. I forgot to pay the pocket dimension subscription to manage all this, huh...
nobody wants to buy my magic balls.
January 18, 2026 at 1:29 AM
How much are we talking.
( opens his wallet at a bad angle and a bunch of jewels, gold coins, bottle caps, rolls of green cash, shells, interstellar credits, and more fall out of it )
oh, great. I forgot to pay the pocket dimension subscription to manage all this, huh...
( opens his wallet at a bad angle and a bunch of jewels, gold coins, bottle caps, rolls of green cash, shells, interstellar credits, and more fall out of it )
oh, great. I forgot to pay the pocket dimension subscription to manage all this, huh...
Reposted by solomon.
|| fateverse / fgoverse is pretty good!
I'm going to be focusing on a different angle that is more so based on being lore friendly than actual verse experience because there's elements of the original story that really encourages experimentation and thinking out the box.
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I'm going to be focusing on a different angle that is more so based on being lore friendly than actual verse experience because there's elements of the original story that really encourages experimentation and thinking out the box.
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OOC Question
What do you /love/ about your verse?
What do you /love/ about your verse?
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
|| fateverse / fgoverse is pretty good!
I'm going to be focusing on a different angle that is more so based on being lore friendly than actual verse experience because there's elements of the original story that really encourages experimentation and thinking out the box.
↓↓↓↓↓↓
I'm going to be focusing on a different angle that is more so based on being lore friendly than actual verse experience because there's elements of the original story that really encourages experimentation and thinking out the box.
↓↓↓↓↓↓
﹝ info for MVRP /
quick info for people who don't
know his original verse.
spoilers for his story +
original content info. ﹞
quick info for people who don't
know his original verse.
spoilers for his story +
original content info. ﹞
January 18, 2026 at 12:45 AM
﹝ info for MVRP /
quick info for people who don't
know his original verse.
spoilers for his story +
original content info. ﹞
quick info for people who don't
know his original verse.
spoilers for his story +
original content info. ﹞
|| Idk if this counts but I burned Taiga because I didn't like her as a character in-game and this was BEFORE the bonus you get from maxing out the character and doing any of their strengthenings/interludes.
I never ever got her again since all those years ago. Genuinely, she never showed up again.
I never ever got her again since all those years ago. Genuinely, she never showed up again.
//as a note.
Do y'all have servants you've just Never Used despite years of the game?
Do y'all have servants you've just Never Used despite years of the game?
January 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
|| Idk if this counts but I burned Taiga because I didn't like her as a character in-game and this was BEFORE the bonus you get from maxing out the character and doing any of their strengthenings/interludes.
I never ever got her again since all those years ago. Genuinely, she never showed up again.
I never ever got her again since all those years ago. Genuinely, she never showed up again.
|| I think the reason why I like the Fateverse a lot and why I didn't really want to try to go elsewhere is just because it's such a huge fandom that there is no awkward "idk who you are" moments with long "let me give you a 30 minute tedtalk hold up" because most people already know.
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
|| I think the reason why I like the Fateverse a lot and why I didn't really want to try to go elsewhere is just because it's such a huge fandom that there is no awkward "idk who you are" moments with long "let me give you a 30 minute tedtalk hold up" because most people already know.
Reposted by solomon.
The moment they reform to a life of good, they become aware of their misdeeds, tortured by their sins.
Now, that is the greatest punishment to a life of evil.
Now, that is the greatest punishment to a life of evil.
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The moment they reform to a life of good, they become aware of their misdeeds, tortured by their sins.
Now, that is the greatest punishment to a life of evil.
Now, that is the greatest punishment to a life of evil.
Reposted by solomon.
𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐀, 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓,
ıllıllı 𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐑𝐏 ıllıllı
𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖜 ⬇️⬇️
ıllıllı 𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐑𝐏 ıllıllı
𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖜 ⬇️⬇️
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐀, 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓,
ıllıllı 𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐑𝐏 ıllıllı
𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖜 ⬇️⬇️
ıllıllı 𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐑𝐏 ıllıllı
𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖜 ⬇️⬇️
"Good work today, Romani. Would you like some tea?"
They're words that he's already heard from those lips. The only thing new is the cute outfit.
And he imagined a broom in those hands, not a sword...
They're words that he's already heard from those lips. The only thing new is the cute outfit.
And he imagined a broom in those hands, not a sword...
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 AM
"Good work today, Romani. Would you like some tea?"
They're words that he's already heard from those lips. The only thing new is the cute outfit.
And he imagined a broom in those hands, not a sword...
They're words that he's already heard from those lips. The only thing new is the cute outfit.
And he imagined a broom in those hands, not a sword...
|| forget 72 demon pillars.
the wife count is TERRIFYING
the wife count is TERRIFYING
January 17, 2026 at 7:51 AM
|| forget 72 demon pillars.
the wife count is TERRIFYING
the wife count is TERRIFYING
( @apokolypti.bsky.social )
( pointing a scanner at her with "IS THIS AN ARS GOETIA DEMON?"
new tech to make it easier to determine if he owes someone child support or something.
unfortunately, this is prone to making mistakes. but he doesn't know that yet. his clairvoyance went down. )
( pointing a scanner at her with "IS THIS AN ARS GOETIA DEMON?"
new tech to make it easier to determine if he owes someone child support or something.
unfortunately, this is prone to making mistakes. but he doesn't know that yet. his clairvoyance went down. )
January 17, 2026 at 7:33 AM
( @apokolypti.bsky.social )
( pointing a scanner at her with "IS THIS AN ARS GOETIA DEMON?"
new tech to make it easier to determine if he owes someone child support or something.
unfortunately, this is prone to making mistakes. but he doesn't know that yet. his clairvoyance went down. )
( pointing a scanner at her with "IS THIS AN ARS GOETIA DEMON?"
new tech to make it easier to determine if he owes someone child support or something.
unfortunately, this is prone to making mistakes. but he doesn't know that yet. his clairvoyance went down. )
Reposted by solomon.
( NHS doctor gets home from work ) do you know how many patients i dealt with today. and here you are on your butt, sleeping and eating all day...
fou: fou fou fou fooou??? Fou fou fuck you fou fou fouuuuu.
fou: fou fou fou fooou??? Fou fou fuck you fou fou fouuuuu.
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 AM
( NHS doctor gets home from work ) do you know how many patients i dealt with today. and here you are on your butt, sleeping and eating all day...
fou: fou fou fou fooou??? Fou fou fuck you fou fou fouuuuu.
fou: fou fou fou fooou??? Fou fou fuck you fou fou fouuuuu.
|| 2 days off later. I should be able to type a basic info thread.
"Hi Demon Pillars, this is your dad. I have come to reestablish contact"
demon pillars: fuck it. this gonna be a shit show but we got nothing better to do.
"*is a pale looking mfer with no aura* hi!!"
demon pillars: who the fuck.
"Hi Demon Pillars, this is your dad. I have come to reestablish contact"
demon pillars: fuck it. this gonna be a shit show but we got nothing better to do.
"*is a pale looking mfer with no aura* hi!!"
demon pillars: who the fuck.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
|| 2 days off later. I should be able to type a basic info thread.
"Hi Demon Pillars, this is your dad. I have come to reestablish contact"
demon pillars: fuck it. this gonna be a shit show but we got nothing better to do.
"*is a pale looking mfer with no aura* hi!!"
demon pillars: who the fuck.
"Hi Demon Pillars, this is your dad. I have come to reestablish contact"
demon pillars: fuck it. this gonna be a shit show but we got nothing better to do.
"*is a pale looking mfer with no aura* hi!!"
demon pillars: who the fuck.
'Goetia, you were created to watch over humanity and ensure their prosperity through promoting reason.
My 'Human Order Correction Ritual', my greatest magecraft... It is your duty to protect humanity.'
In the end, I left those words as a magus and not as a father.
So perhaps... that's why...
My 'Human Order Correction Ritual', my greatest magecraft... It is your duty to protect humanity.'
In the end, I left those words as a magus and not as a father.
So perhaps... that's why...
Even after I'm gone, my wish will still be here. I'll be leaving the rest to you now.
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
'Goetia, you were created to watch over humanity and ensure their prosperity through promoting reason.
My 'Human Order Correction Ritual', my greatest magecraft... It is your duty to protect humanity.'
In the end, I left those words as a magus and not as a father.
So perhaps... that's why...
My 'Human Order Correction Ritual', my greatest magecraft... It is your duty to protect humanity.'
In the end, I left those words as a magus and not as a father.
So perhaps... that's why...
|| I think King Solomon's most famous story is him being a judge over two women arguing about a child both being theirs so he advised them to "cut the baby in half" as the solution.
And one mother said "yeah sure ok lmao" and the other, horrified, just told the other to just take the baby. >
And one mother said "yeah sure ok lmao" and the other, horrified, just told the other to just take the baby. >
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 AM
|| I think King Solomon's most famous story is him being a judge over two women arguing about a child both being theirs so he advised them to "cut the baby in half" as the solution.
And one mother said "yeah sure ok lmao" and the other, horrified, just told the other to just take the baby. >
And one mother said "yeah sure ok lmao" and the other, horrified, just told the other to just take the baby. >
|| Anyway, I should go make a post explaining the lore because no matter what world, Solomon neglected all his demons. And most are pretty upset about that, understandable.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 AM
|| Anyway, I should go make a post explaining the lore because no matter what world, Solomon neglected all his demons. And most are pretty upset about that, understandable.
|| Solomon lore is so funny to an outsider now that I think of it because his ass basically left his own creation to its own devices hoping they'll carry out his legacy.
Instead the demons went into a multi-millennia crash out that almost ended the world.
Instead the demons went into a multi-millennia crash out that almost ended the world.
January 16, 2026 at 10:14 AM
|| Solomon lore is so funny to an outsider now that I think of it because his ass basically left his own creation to its own devices hoping they'll carry out his legacy.
Instead the demons went into a multi-millennia crash out that almost ended the world.
Instead the demons went into a multi-millennia crash out that almost ended the world.