Eddington didn’t go far enough.

Once a week I google the narrative chronological order of the Alien franchise. I don’t use AI to do it

Alls I wanna do is write

If you're in and around Portland, Maine this is the show you should go to on August 3rd. @pile.bsky.social and @heavenscameras.bsky.social are guaranteed to play you songs

I fuck like a beast / W.A.S.P. and me

I hate it when my uncle that I don’t like or have a relationship with smashes the like on my IG selfie. Truly he and his son have always given “I would fuck you” vibes. I’m not delusional in thinking my uncle-cousin would want to, it’s more in that I’m a woman under the age of 40 and they are men

I’m Real J Lo Ja Rule They don’t do it, I do

My boyfriend likes songs with so much gravitas they could run for president

Interstellar Skarsgård

I always think about doing “Got You Where I Want You” by the Flys for karaoke, until I remember that unfortunate and long rap-rock outro