Heavy Plates
@heavyplates.bsky.social
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Houston, TX. Formerly of Austin and the bird app. Not as many chefs and bands these days. Still trying to lift heavy shit. Go 'Stros. GenX 🌈 🦄
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Yay Blue Jays!!! 🍁 ⚾️ 🇨🇦 🏟️
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Is Fubo just suffering this week or is something up with our 1Gbps connection? Because this weirdness with these playoff games is weird. Somehow we got teleported back in time to before the pitching change in the bottom of the 8th.
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I would pay good money to not hear him talk 🤦🏼‍♂️

If you're watching the Blue Jays, you know
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Damn it
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The only good thing about this game is that I get to skeaze (skeeze? – is that a verb anyway?) on Bednar.

Still rooting for 🍁
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The only good thing about this game is that I get to skeaze (skeeze? – is that a verb anyway?) on Bednar.

Still rooting for 🍁
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The deep sigh had me lolIRL
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Finally, the oft neglected 3rd Amendment may have its chance to shine in court!
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But just to be clear, I'm rooting for AJ's team tonight
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I would just like to remind everyone again my position on this. Fuck, in no particular order, Milwaukee, Chicago, NY, Philly, LA, Detroit, and Seattle.
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I will be rooting for the Blue Jays this postseason. 🍁 🇨🇦
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is anyone else bothered by that "I'm a CFP professional" tautology?
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Is it just me or is fubo eating a dick this afternoon?
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I would just like to remind everyone again my position on this. Fuck, in no particular order, Milwaukee, Chicago, NY, Philly, LA, Detroit, and Seattle.
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I will be rooting for the Blue Jays this postseason. 🍁 🇨🇦
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Likely not. Enforcement and Removal Ops fall into 'essential' white immigration court cases for non-detained cases likely go on the back burner. Proceedings for detainees should continue. But the longer the shutdown, the worse the backlog will grow.
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I just want a shirt that says "Hi, dermatologist here ✋🏻" #iykyk because I'd wear the hell outta that.
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I feel like I didn't see Max Muncy all year and boom, there he is. I really don't like his face.
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Y'all … nobie's has no business being THAT good

Seriously, go if you haven't been already

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*people not pile 🤦🏼‍♂️
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P.S. I fucking hate that company, what it's done to small, Texas towns, and the identity politics associated with "Wally World"
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The fact that we can feel sentimental about it only proves the point:

We would much rather remember the aisles of underpriced abundance than confront the empire it took to build them.

In other words, nostalgia for Wal-Mart is nostalgia for being more comfortable with our own complicity.
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So when we pine for that era, we're not really mourning Wal-Mart. It's a self-indictment.

We are unwittingly admitting that our vision of the "good life" was built on collapsing wages, hollowed-out towns, and the cheerful violence of scale.