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Food desert... Banking desert...
A map of "nearby" surcharge-free ATMs showing no options in all of North Minneapolis. My abode is marked with an X in the center of the dead zone.
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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An Inconvenience of Cute Cats on Your Lap at Midnight.
A fluffy calico cat grooms herself while seated obstinately on the lap of a sleepy human who cannot go to bed because e is trapped.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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A fluffy calico cat in a box An orange-and-white cat snoozing happily on a blue blanket. A flame-point cat blocking the view of Star Trek: DS9 A floofy black cat lolling about with a catnip banana.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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A naked-eye-approximate photo of red aurorae with a green glow above the silhouettes of trees. A 4-second exposure of aurorae over a park with bare trees, showing large sheets of red light with green light shading near the horizon and steaks throughout.
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Uuuuuuugh
A terrible photo of a flight progress map showing the plane almost to the destination.
October 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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To say nothing of CHILDRENS.
A black and white cat looks into the middle distance while being nursed upon by a grey+white kitten, a dilute tortie kitten, and a calico kitten. They are in a bed of towels in blues and greens and whites. The mother cat is barely bigger than the babies.
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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How it looks preparing to pitch to Eugenio Suárez.
The Still from classic Western film, "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly," showing Clint Eastwood, hip cocked nonchalantly, staring into the camera.
September 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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3 bad cats and 1 good one.
Edith, a fluffy calico cat, sleeps on top of Ziggy's microchip-selective feeder, ever hopeful despite knowing she gets removed from this location whenever a human catches her there. Franklin, a fluffy black cat, loafs atop the Hoosier. A Hoosier, for the unfamiliar, is a time-saving piece of kitchen furniture, combining convenient flour and sugar storage with a food-prep surface. Alas, cats are not allowed on counters! Manny, an orange-and-white piebald cat, is lying right in the middle of a dining room table. His ears are back, implying he knows of the presence of the photographer, yet he remains on the table, where cats are not allowed. Ziggy reclines right in the middle of the floor. Where cats belong.
August 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Cormorant
Cormorant
August 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Edith doesn't quite understand pillows, but wants to join in.
A calico cat sleeps with her neck bent sideways by the armchair she is using as a pillow.
July 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Gratuitous shot for @haveapotato.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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We've got baseball sign!
Target Field ballpark in the leadup to Twins v. Cubs interleague play.
July 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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First post-cvg negative test...
A covid lateral flow test showing no Covid detected.
July 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Small(ish) Edith, earliest photo of Manny, and baby Ziggy.
An adult flame-point and adult orange-and-white cat and a much smaller young calico cat look intently out of the same open window. Not a baby, but my first picture of Manny. A chonky orange and white cat sits huddles in the sheltered section of a snowy porch and looks up at the viewer. Afuzzy flame-point kitten has hopped up onto the knees of a reclining person who is wiggling their fingers at the kitten enticingly.
June 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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In the lab on a Saturday with m'colleague!
A white person hugging a small dog.
May 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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So many fishies came to say hi!
Hedge looks at fishies!
May 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Don't worry, it was this coworker.
Aggie, a cute wittle grey and black doggo with tan eyebrows, gazes up at the camera.
April 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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The next-closest thing I have to this is a picture of my cat with the TV on in the background.
Short answer: Garak looking campy. Long answer: A meme of Garak from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. A male-coded alien with ashy skin and dark hair makes a maniacal face and waves outstretched hands. Text reads: "when folks ask you what you've been up to during the pandemic, but you want to keep it light and cheerful... Depression" *jazz hands*
April 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Looks v similar to Ziggy's opinions about me bathing.
A white cat with faint orange tabby markings leans upon the edge of a white bathtub with profound concern in his eyes.
March 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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My cat still loves me, even if I don't.
An orange and white cat sitting on a comforter looks blissed-out to be receiving cheek scritches from a pale hand.
March 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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A cute truck!
An adorable green-and-white striped mini truck.
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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It is Sit-on-Your-Friend-at-Work Day!
Aggie, a cute wittle doggo, sits on Hedge, a human.
February 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Trump presidency: the Waffle House index.
The "breakfast favorites" side of a Waffle House menu, with a sticker proclaiming a 50¢/egg surcharge peeking over the napkin dispenser.
February 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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From Korea:
February 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM