hedie563.bsky.social
hedie563.bsky.social
@hedie563.bsky.social
I WANNA PLAY WOW BUT IM AT WORK UGGHHH
December 23, 2024 at 4:50 PM
African angel dress like baby
December 14, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Just watched arcane

And on my mama I am 100% sure Caitlyn packing the HexStrap
November 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I just got a jackalope and an antelope mixed up.
November 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Please be something expensive that I hate. Please be something expensive that I hate. Please be something expensive that I hate. Please be something expensive that I hate.
November 21, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Second tweet!
November 20, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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first tweet
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
New Isekai bouta drop
Reincarnated as Hispanic Trumpy
November 18, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Damnit now I’m shirtless.
November 16, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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“this is your pilot speaking. The bad news is that I’ve fallen out of the plane. The good news is that the range on this Bluetooth headset is incredible”
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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A hardcore band named Mea Tulpa
November 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Mofos be like water
I be like a boiling pot of ramen
*Sugoi*
November 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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hot dads liking my cummy wummy tweet in earnest please im not always like this
November 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM
At the gym and bro is hitting the “prone” leg curl.
Got me like Zoo Wee mama!?☠️
November 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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i've spent ten years not knowing which paul brother is which and i'm not about to start now
November 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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If you quote tweet someone back and forth more than 4 times you should have to go into the ring
November 16, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Paul vs Tyson < Kindergartner vs Nuggies
November 16, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Now at your local TJ max you can purchase your copy of Cat Girl Chronicles
November 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM

So do I call these tweets or clouds bc Yk blue sky’s and all
November 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Arcane character: kills someone and steals their money

Arcane soundtrack: “sometimes i kill people and steal their money. how did it come to this? killing people (killing people) and stealing their money”
November 14, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Be me pushing a >500lb monster to their CT scan just to find out their nuts where 20%of that weight

Like bro I cum ‘n came but bruzz just didn’t.
November 15, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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Actually, Jamiroquai is the name of the band. The singer you're talking about is Jamiroquai's monster...
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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all ecuadorians are cool except for one dude in particular
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM