Oops forgot about this account

AI written posts have started making me feel literally physically repulsed so FB is officially horrid for my health, Twitter is beyond salvation, and tbh it's worth favoring a platform where I can post my cat photobombing my upskirt pics 🤷

i need your discipline

This dude on Grindr hit me up at like 4 am on a Wednesday and offered me an absurd amount of money if I could bring him a roll of toilet paper ASAP, and y'know what?

That was super generous of him way of thanks, I stuck around and let him fuck me for free. Faith in humanity restored 😇

I don't have a mind palace, I have a mind bordello.

{It's where I store my dirty thoughts and also my business ideas}

Depending on your profession, "yeah, I felt like I was drowning from today's workload" can either be highly figurative {like in a corporate setting} or distressingly literal {sex work}.

You could say I like to spice things up in bed {I leave small sharp objects in it as fun surprise for later 😌}

Wonder if he hasn't Americanized his precious Mar-a-Lago because {someone would've had to have pointed out} it would sound like misquoted support for Palestine, and also just clunky {Sea-to-Lake, vs "from the river to the sea"}?

Pick a lane dude and please deport our language from your tongue ✨

I'm here for a chaotic time, not a filtered or restrained one.

If you're only horny for me when I'm quiet, then you can buy what? 2 minutes of my silence so you can finish 💅 otherwise hey, hello, nice of you to join me. If the empire is falling, then I'm going to be a bit debauched about it.