heidi
@heidikitchen.bsky.social
comedian. lawyer. mother. star to be.
the ventra app needs to know i am NEVER looking for the closest divvy
February 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
the ventra app needs to know i am NEVER looking for the closest divvy
justin bieber got up there in boxers and fucked around on a loop pedal and lady gaga just did that
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
justin bieber got up there in boxers and fucked around on a loop pedal and lady gaga just did that
we need to SHAME male artists for doing absolutely NOTHING at the grammys
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
we need to SHAME male artists for doing absolutely NOTHING at the grammys
get justin OUT OF HERE
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
get justin OUT OF HERE
and why is he sitting so close to reba
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
and why is he sitting so close to reba
it seems like i'm always getting gifted 75% off hello fresh
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
it seems like i'm always getting gifted 75% off hello fresh
lady at work posted up in the handicap stall watching tik toks at full volume
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
lady at work posted up in the handicap stall watching tik toks at full volume
me looking at peters fyp on tik tok
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
me looking at peters fyp on tik tok
Reposted by heidi
who up oscar meyering they wiener
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
who up oscar meyering they wiener
ghost kitchen for dogs
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
ghost kitchen for dogs
live action now you see me now you dont
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
live action now you see me now you dont
hot magician near me
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
hot magician near me
now you see me now you dont popcorn bucket magic
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
now you see me now you dont popcorn bucket magic
okay i'll bite: what's a neil diamond and why's there a musical about it
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
okay i'll bite: what's a neil diamond and why's there a musical about it
this breakfast is about to be straight ASS
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this breakfast is about to be straight ASS
this dunkin' donuts is playing the loudest music i've ever heard like the speaker is directly above the register
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
this dunkin' donuts is playing the loudest music i've ever heard like the speaker is directly above the register
man just cut in front of me to get the last seat on the train... all to sit down and look at the stock market...
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
man just cut in front of me to get the last seat on the train... all to sit down and look at the stock market...
i'll be brave and admit it: i still don't understand long arm statutes
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i'll be brave and admit it: i still don't understand long arm statutes
sometimes when a man tells me something or gives me advice i'm just like "literally actually what could you possibly know"
October 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
sometimes when a man tells me something or gives me advice i'm just like "literally actually what could you possibly know"
there was a guy on the train wearing a shirt that said "proud vet" and i immediately just assumed he meant veterinarian
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
there was a guy on the train wearing a shirt that said "proud vet" and i immediately just assumed he meant veterinarian
hormones so bad right now I almost cried last night when I had to stop embroidering and go to bed
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
hormones so bad right now I almost cried last night when I had to stop embroidering and go to bed
love when every insane symptom you have could just be related to your period. like looking up "is shooting stabbing pain down your leg related to your period" and google's just like "yep! anything's possible!" like right right sure cool
October 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
love when every insane symptom you have could just be related to your period. like looking up "is shooting stabbing pain down your leg related to your period" and google's just like "yep! anything's possible!" like right right sure cool
peter watching a tik tok of a chinese woman building a bridge for ten minutes
me: "are you sure it's not AI"
peter: "no this is what happens in china"
me: "are you sure it's not AI"
peter: "no this is what happens in china"
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
peter watching a tik tok of a chinese woman building a bridge for ten minutes
me: "are you sure it's not AI"
peter: "no this is what happens in china"
me: "are you sure it's not AI"
peter: "no this is what happens in china"