Heidi Loves Dogs
@heiditron3000.bsky.social
Canine Behavior Consultant who sometimes still pretends to be a comedian
You just need to understand that “Moving in Stereo” sounds extra amazing while high and it makes me think about Jufge Reinhold
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You just need to understand that “Moving in Stereo” sounds extra amazing while high and it makes me think about Jufge Reinhold
Female Trouble is a Christmas movie
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Female Trouble is a Christmas movie
Me, while high, to my cat: Hey, do we sound slow or fast to you?
Cat: God you’re about to play Jefferson Airplane all night again aren’t you
Cat: God you’re about to play Jefferson Airplane all night again aren’t you
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Me, while high, to my cat: Hey, do we sound slow or fast to you?
Cat: God you’re about to play Jefferson Airplane all night again aren’t you
Cat: God you’re about to play Jefferson Airplane all night again aren’t you
My cat knows English and he’s also tired of my shit
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My cat knows English and he’s also tired of my shit
I’ve never had a crunch wrap that had any amount of crunch to it
December 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I’ve never had a crunch wrap that had any amount of crunch to it
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Using AI is like slathering yourself in hamburger juice so your boss can feed you to his dog
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Using AI is like slathering yourself in hamburger juice so your boss can feed you to his dog
Ours is a terrible, vengeful god because he keeps letting Andy Dick live
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Ours is a terrible, vengeful god because he keeps letting Andy Dick live
Basil pondering his orb
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Basil pondering his orb
Damnit, my snake got into my record collection and now I gotta hear the drum solo to In a Gadda Da Vida every single day
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Damnit, my snake got into my record collection and now I gotta hear the drum solo to In a Gadda Da Vida every single day
Why can’t I ever remember to bring my business cards with me but I’m never without my Church of the Subgenius membership card?
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Why can’t I ever remember to bring my business cards with me but I’m never without my Church of the Subgenius membership card?
Basil telling me he would like me to blow him his catnip bubbles.
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Basil telling me he would like me to blow him his catnip bubbles.
I highly recommend just sitting around in your jammy jams and watching box turtles eat strawberries
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I highly recommend just sitting around in your jammy jams and watching box turtles eat strawberries
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Every so often I’ll check in on Threads and then immediately remember why I left. I go on, get WAY too much interaction, and then strangers gang up and post blistering rage in the comments.
It’s like how I used to convince myself that my mom had totally changed and would be nice to me “this time”
It’s like how I used to convince myself that my mom had totally changed and would be nice to me “this time”
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Every so often I’ll check in on Threads and then immediately remember why I left. I go on, get WAY too much interaction, and then strangers gang up and post blistering rage in the comments.
It’s like how I used to convince myself that my mom had totally changed and would be nice to me “this time”
It’s like how I used to convince myself that my mom had totally changed and would be nice to me “this time”
I love how I can be in a stable mood for weeks, months even. Then one little thing sets off this shit brain I have and I go down.
I don’t want to live with this.
I don’t want to live with this.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I love how I can be in a stable mood for weeks, months even. Then one little thing sets off this shit brain I have and I go down.
I don’t want to live with this.
I don’t want to live with this.
Children’s Hospital was the funniest show that ever funnied. This is not an opinion, it has been scientifically proven.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Children’s Hospital was the funniest show that ever funnied. This is not an opinion, it has been scientifically proven.
This is my pet snake in a bathrobe he stole from me and then he had “Ssss” embroidered on the lapel like some douche bag
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is my pet snake in a bathrobe he stole from me and then he had “Ssss” embroidered on the lapel like some douche bag
You may think it’s funny, but “Freezing like in the credits of an 80s TV show” syndrome is anything but humorous. I have been stuck giving an imaginary camera the thumbs up for three years. I have crippling arthritis in that hand now. Please god when will I be mercifully blessed by death
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You may think it’s funny, but “Freezing like in the credits of an 80s TV show” syndrome is anything but humorous. I have been stuck giving an imaginary camera the thumbs up for three years. I have crippling arthritis in that hand now. Please god when will I be mercifully blessed by death
A car is just a mobile box you can put all your farts in
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
A car is just a mobile box you can put all your farts in
Oh I am sorry but you are only allowed the one Paul McCartney. One. It’s HOA rules. They’ve been known to form little packs and root through the garbage. youtu.be/g5nzLQ63c9E?...
Paul McCartney - Coming Up (Official Music Video)
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November 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Oh I am sorry but you are only allowed the one Paul McCartney. One. It’s HOA rules. They’ve been known to form little packs and root through the garbage. youtu.be/g5nzLQ63c9E?...
I don’t know how Buck manages to be this adorable all the time
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t know how Buck manages to be this adorable all the time
I have two giant mason jars of pot because clients in Marin County tip that way
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I have two giant mason jars of pot because clients in Marin County tip that way
“Yul Brynner in drag kinda turns me on”, she whispered to her cat, who sniffed her arm in response
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Yul Brynner in drag kinda turns me on”, she whispered to her cat, who sniffed her arm in response
Werner Herzog’s “Grizzly Man” but it’s the Charmin bears and they maul Timothy Treadwell and use his skin as toilet paper
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Werner Herzog’s “Grizzly Man” but it’s the Charmin bears and they maul Timothy Treadwell and use his skin as toilet paper
*Breathy supermodel voice* “Mickey Rooney’s Potato Fantasy”
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
*Breathy supermodel voice* “Mickey Rooney’s Potato Fantasy”