Heil Shitler! (Zyklon for Elon)
@heilshitler.bsky.social
Ketamine-imbibing, sex-harassing, union-busting, race-baiting, brain-chipping, Trump-stroking, wad-blowing technofascist. Oh, and I really did name my child X Æ A-12! (parody account)
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AUSCHWITZ, February 9:
Today surrounded by rabbis, Elon Musk announced his newest car creation, the Tesla Zyklon B!
“These Jewish auto workers hardly ask for wages,” enthused the head of DOGE.
Test drivers said they were baffled by the presence of a disproportionately large ashtray.
Today surrounded by rabbis, Elon Musk announced his newest car creation, the Tesla Zyklon B!
“These Jewish auto workers hardly ask for wages,” enthused the head of DOGE.
Test drivers said they were baffled by the presence of a disproportionately large ashtray.
I fired the air safety people, so now flying is dodgy as a self-driving Tesla!
Two Planes, in Washington and Chicago, Abort Landings to Avoid Collisions
The near misses on Tuesday came after a string of aviation disasters, including the midair collision between an Army helicopter and a passenger jet last month that killed 67 people.
www.nytimes.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I fired the air safety people, so now flying is dodgy as a self-driving Tesla!
Yeah baby!
February 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Yeah baby!
I am appalled at the fake video of Trump sucking my toes.
That was NOT my toe! HEIL SHITLER!
That was NOT my toe! HEIL SHITLER!
February 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I am appalled at the fake video of Trump sucking my toes.
That was NOT my toe! HEIL SHITLER!
That was NOT my toe! HEIL SHITLER!
Fucking pretender. Who’s ever seen such a poorly dressed Nazi? Bannon looks like an unclean cat bed.
French far-right leader cancels CPAC speech over Steve Bannon’s ‘Nazi’ salute
Jordan Bardella calls off US address after former Trump aide makes controversial gesture with outstretched arm onstage
www.theguardian.com
February 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fucking pretender. Who’s ever seen such a poorly dressed Nazi? Bannon looks like an unclean cat bed.
Yes, immigration IS the biggest threat:
Especially from South Africa.
Especially the White ones.
Especially from South Africa.
Especially the White ones.
Vance poses immigration as ‘greatest threat’ to US and Europe in CPAC speech
Vice-president also reaffirmed the administration’s Ukraine stance at largest conservative voters conference
www.theguardian.com
February 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yes, immigration IS the biggest threat:
Especially from South Africa.
Especially the White ones.
Especially from South Africa.
Especially the White ones.
Help! My ego is melting!!
Elon Musk throws slur-filled tantrum after astronaut calls him out for 'lie'
X owner Elon Musk threw a tantrum on Thursday after being called out for falsely claiming that President Joe Biden deliberately stranded astronauts in space.During an interview with Fox News' Sean Han...
www.rawstory.com
February 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Help! My ego is melting!!
Hear hear! Just because you like to fuck couches doesn’t make you a bad person.
JD Vance: "Our culture sends a message to young men that you should suppress every masculine urge ... my message to young men is don't allow this broken culture to send you a message that you're a bad person bc you're a man, bc you like to tell a joke, bc you like to have a beer with your friends."
February 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hear hear! Just because you like to fuck couches doesn’t make you a bad person.
People are so mean and don’t understand what a night of ketamine does to you.
February 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
People are so mean and don’t understand what a night of ketamine does to you.
I thought apartheid was evil, but now I get to take away medicine from AIDS patients illegally.
HEIL SHITLER!
HEIL SHITLER!
Emergency Food, TB Tests and H.I.V. Drugs: Vital Health Aid Remains Frozen Despite Court Ruling
The Trump administration appears to be flouting a judge’s order pausing the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D.
www.nytimes.com
February 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I thought apartheid was evil, but now I get to take away medicine from AIDS patients illegally.
HEIL SHITLER!
HEIL SHITLER!
I'm worried that Democrats could cock-block me. If only I built a rocket that looks like Jeff Bezos's.
February 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm worried that Democrats could cock-block me. If only I built a rocket that looks like Jeff Bezos's.
The Führer's plot to invade Canada is going exactly to plan.
February 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Führer's plot to invade Canada is going exactly to plan.
The Führer demands Canada become the 51st state and adopt white supremacy. Oh wait…
Canadian banks must reveal diversity of board, top managers under new rules
The Office of the Superintendent of Financial Institutions is responsible for enforcing the regulations, which take effect immediately
www.theglobeandmail.com
February 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The Führer demands Canada become the 51st state and adopt white supremacy. Oh wait…
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If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.
Right! So nothing wrong in shooting a tyrant or corrupt billionaire. Um wait…
February 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Right! So nothing wrong in shooting a tyrant or corrupt billionaire. Um wait…
A virus has no brain.
By picking RFK Jr, our administration chose someone equal to the virus to fight it.
By picking RFK Jr, our administration chose someone equal to the virus to fight it.
February 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A virus has no brain.
By picking RFK Jr, our administration chose someone equal to the virus to fight it.
By picking RFK Jr, our administration chose someone equal to the virus to fight it.
I mean, who doesn’t really?
February 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I mean, who doesn’t really?
I’m so proud of my son. He’s a bully and psychopath at such a tender age.
Elon Musk's son tells Trump, “You’re not the President and you need to go away”
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m so proud of my son. He’s a bully and psychopath at such a tender age.
Goddamnit, that Neurolink chip is on the fritz again.
Trump: "Like on tractors that can handle anything from hurricanes to lightning to anything. They use magnets. It's a new theory -- magnets. They're gonna lift the planes up. And it doesn't work."
February 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Goddamnit, that Neurolink chip is on the fritz again.
Yes
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Yes
Look, I bought Twitter and lost bucketloads of money, so to avoid that again I’ll just steal Gaza.
February 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Look, I bought Twitter and lost bucketloads of money, so to avoid that again I’ll just steal Gaza.
My merger between X and OpenAI is not going well, but the merger between Nazis and Israel couldn’t be better!
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My merger between X and OpenAI is not going well, but the merger between Nazis and Israel couldn’t be better!
Hitler became a legit vegetarian. I will follow the Führer and try a veggie dog.
Senator Kennedy: “Tofu-Eating Wokearati”
February 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hitler became a legit vegetarian. I will follow the Führer and try a veggie dog.
Sorry @yasharali.bsky.social but I personally measured his balls and the President agreed they were YUUUGE!
February 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sorry @yasharali.bsky.social but I personally measured his balls and the President agreed they were YUUUGE!