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He looks at a Mercator projection, sees that Greenland is enormous, and doesn't want tiny little Denmark to have it. Simple as.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
He looks at a Mercator projection, sees that Greenland is enormous, and doesn't want tiny little Denmark to have it. Simple as.
Done it before. There's more onion in a regular-sized onion than you might think.
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Done it before. There's more onion in a regular-sized onion than you might think.
Maybe three generations.
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Maybe three generations.
Oh, yeah, Goodles, he's the NFL Commissioner.
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Oh, yeah, Goodles, he's the NFL Commissioner.
Yeah, but you get a free glass jar out of it. Think of all the things you could put in it.
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Yeah, but you get a free glass jar out of it. Think of all the things you could put in it.
To be fair, Eugene Wigner also thought that.
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
To be fair, Eugene Wigner also thought that.
I believe their youngest-skewing fanbase is for Splatoon, probably entirely because that's the only one they've introduced in the last couple decades.
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I believe their youngest-skewing fanbase is for Splatoon, probably entirely because that's the only one they've introduced in the last couple decades.
Nintendo intends their games to be for children, but their own internal data suggests that the average Animal Crossing player is a thirty-five year old woman.
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Nintendo intends their games to be for children, but their own internal data suggests that the average Animal Crossing player is a thirty-five year old woman.
All characters have been replaced with Will Scarlet, then.
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
All characters have been replaced with Will Scarlet, then.
Exact same image quality as the original sprite or it's pointless.
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Exact same image quality as the original sprite or it's pointless.
I don't think men should be showing off their ankles. It's unseemly.
January 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I don't think men should be showing off their ankles. It's unseemly.
God, I'd kill for a Terror from the Deep remake. First one I played back in the day, kicked my ass so hard.
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
God, I'd kill for a Terror from the Deep remake. First one I played back in the day, kicked my ass so hard.
Unfortunately, you have to be in Malaysia to register wife dot my.
January 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Unfortunately, you have to be in Malaysia to register wife dot my.
See, I just assume that, if it looks like the case won't go the way Trump wants, he just has Maduro killed. You'll say that's crazy, but you also would have said that a couple days ago if someone said Trump was going to have him kidnapped.
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
See, I just assume that, if it looks like the case won't go the way Trump wants, he just has Maduro killed. You'll say that's crazy, but you also would have said that a couple days ago if someone said Trump was going to have him kidnapped.
Do we know what Ian's a professor of? Depending on his field, he could be used to deliver all kinds of exposition on the prisoners' dilemma and whatnot.
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Do we know what Ian's a professor of? Depending on his field, he could be used to deliver all kinds of exposition on the prisoners' dilemma and whatnot.
That's been the message since Libya.
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
That's been the message since Libya.
Mr. Second Amendment Muslim, President Maduro needs you to defend his right to bear arms.
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Mr. Second Amendment Muslim, President Maduro needs you to defend his right to bear arms.
The average Zoomer doesn't even know how to find their ship's latitude by means of the astrolabe. How do they expect to be able to sail to the Spice Islands?
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The average Zoomer doesn't even know how to find their ship's latitude by means of the astrolabe. How do they expect to be able to sail to the Spice Islands?
I think it's neat that the show is now apparently set in the Demon Ruins from Dark Souls. Those twenty-five year old children are going to have to fight two Capra Demons.
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I think it's neat that the show is now apparently set in the Demon Ruins from Dark Souls. Those twenty-five year old children are going to have to fight two Capra Demons.
Davis's style of scatting comes from a fundamentally different tradition, based on the vocalizations of KoRn's guitarist, the monkey.
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Davis's style of scatting comes from a fundamentally different tradition, based on the vocalizations of KoRn's guitarist, the monkey.
A jazzman can make anything look cool. Wear a pork pie hat and you'll look like a dipshit, unless you're Lester Young.
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
A jazzman can make anything look cool. Wear a pork pie hat and you'll look like a dipshit, unless you're Lester Young.
All works set after 1789 are about the French Revolution.
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
All works set after 1789 are about the French Revolution.
This would be, what, the second progressive thrash revival? Third?
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This would be, what, the second progressive thrash revival? Third?
The thing is, the first one had crazy fans when it came out, but that was so long ago that everyone forgot it.
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The thing is, the first one had crazy fans when it came out, but that was so long ago that everyone forgot it.