Heinz - The Awesomeist
@heinz.bsky.social
heinz from twitter. having a time. I am 28
Screaming at you from the side of the road with reassurance that whatever you're doing is ok. You are ok.
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Screaming at you from the side of the road with reassurance that whatever you're doing is ok. You are ok.
oh no sorry to hear that! I am so unhappy for you!
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
oh no sorry to hear that! I am so unhappy for you!
Hey man your tweets are consistently good but from time to time you're 20% too self-congratulatory so I've decided to stop interacting
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hey man your tweets are consistently good but from time to time you're 20% too self-congratulatory so I've decided to stop interacting
A drive for too much self improvement signals that you're not ok with yourself
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A drive for too much self improvement signals that you're not ok with yourself
breaking: stemlord encounters life period of relative weakness, becomes 40% more empathetic
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
breaking: stemlord encounters life period of relative weakness, becomes 40% more empathetic
hmm, I think I'm not completely finished. yeah put me back in the orc pit for like 10 minutes
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
hmm, I think I'm not completely finished. yeah put me back in the orc pit for like 10 minutes
I am happy that I was given the opportunity to become Heinz
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am happy that I was given the opportunity to become Heinz
throwback to offering myself as a sacrifice to the utah desert 3 years ago
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
throwback to offering myself as a sacrifice to the utah desert 3 years ago
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
thanks for collecting me out of the refuse bin. I didn't like it there.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
thanks for collecting me out of the refuse bin. I didn't like it there.
*casts inflammation on you* no, not the flame kind
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
*casts inflammation on you* no, not the flame kind
germans be like mmm at least I am honest about the fact that I do not care about you at all instead of uhmm lying by being outwardly friendly toward a stranger. please clap.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
germans be like mmm at least I am honest about the fact that I do not care about you at all instead of uhmm lying by being outwardly friendly toward a stranger. please clap.
hey stop worrying about your unhealing wounds and look at my posts instead
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
hey stop worrying about your unhealing wounds and look at my posts instead
the kind of appreciation that is hard to find
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
the kind of appreciation that is hard to find
I am every person in this room
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I am every person in this room
anyone else completely fucking love information technology
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
anyone else completely fucking love information technology
Guy who doesn't care about anyone: no one care me :/
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Guy who doesn't care about anyone: no one care me :/
Honey I'm home can i complain about my job and then fail at flirting with you
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Honey I'm home can i complain about my job and then fail at flirting with you
I will see you at the facility.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I will see you at the facility.
writing my dissertation anywhere I can
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
writing my dissertation anywhere I can
Heinz - Open your mind.
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Heinz - Open your mind.
Haven't dated in over a year. Listening to the first Interpol album about this
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Haven't dated in over a year. Listening to the first Interpol album about this
I have kind of turned myself culturally anglo over the years and now I must get out of this bourgeois hinterland in Germany soon... fuck
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have kind of turned myself culturally anglo over the years and now I must get out of this bourgeois hinterland in Germany soon... fuck
